Signs on a Bus~

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Aries ♈: There are no seat belts in this death machine-

Taurus ♉: That's because....... I ATE THEM DUN DUN DAAAH

Gemini ♊: so surprise Taurus, sit back down.

Cancer ♋: I LOVE DRIVING THE BUS  *kills bus driver and takes over the bus*

Leo ♌: I can't believe I've been seen on a bus!! *covers face with mask*

Virgo ♍: lmfao, you go Cancer show him who's da boss

Libra ♎: *kicks window down* SEE YOU LATER F*CKAHS *jumps out the window for no apparent reason*

Scorpio ♏: finally the trash took out itself

Sagittarius ♐: lmfao I'm going Libra! *jumps out window too*

Capricorn ♑: *is in a private jet* pESANTS

Aquarius ♒: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO 'ROUND AND 'ROUND

Pisces ♓: guys, I think this is illegal...



{ Sorry for the late updates, baii }

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