How to seduce the Signs~

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Aries ♈: confess to your crush out of the blue

Taurus ♉: casually mention that you think yourself as 'dramaphobic'.

Gemini ♊: Ask them their thoughts on something and respond to them as "Wow, you're so insightful!"

Cancer ♋: Exchange childhood photos.

Leo ♌: Ask them to open up about their most recent heartbreak, then tell them "you've never been able to talk like this to anyone".

Virgo ♍: Follow MLA formatting guidelines ( wtf is this (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠) )

Libra ♎: Ask what their love language is, say yours is "poetry".

Scorpio ♏: Master the art of intuiting when you're supposed to respond to their texts and when you're supposed to ignore it

Sagittarius ♐: Find out their favourite writer and call their word "pseudo-intellectual bullsh*t"

Capricorn ♑: Search "Love" or JSTOR, open a random essay, send them the screenshot of the second paragraph.

Aquarius ♒: Ghost for a month. If they ask why, say you "don't really believe in cell phones"

Pisces ♓: Every individual message should have emotional resonance of soliloquy from a Shakespeare tragedy.


{ I don't understand this a single bit, especially the Pisces one 😃🔫 }

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