You where noming on some bao, watching Moon dieing of the tickle monster, aka Sun, when the door slammed open.
'NO ONE EATS MY BEST FRI...en......d.........h U h'
A werewolf wearing a crop top and jeans is in the doorway and the four of you stare at each other.
'...I KNEW IT, YOU ARE A WEREWOLF!!'
'GGJHDTIJGS GET AWAY FROM THEM AND THEIR TRICKERYYYY!!...WAIT DID YOU JUST EAT SOME BAO?!'
You had shoved the rest of the bad in your mouth.
'No...I haven't eatin any spirit food...'
'DAMN IT. YOUR IN DANGER NOW'
'Also I was already aten'
'Wha-'
'OUT! HA!!'
'WHA'
'IM THEIR PET NOW BIIIITCH'
'WAIT HUH'
You are cackling and wheezing now.
'THEY STUCK WITH ME NOW'
'HOW???'
'IDK AND IDC'
(I have no idea what the hell is going on but now I'm safe)
[YOU'D LIKE TO THINK SO WOULDNT YA!]
Sun starts tickling them again.
(PFF NO NO NOOO MERCY PFFF MERC-YYY NOHAH HA!!!)
Tim is now so confused.
'Sun fucked my brains out!'
'NOPE GIVE ME SOME AMNESIA JUICE'
'AND MOON HAD TO WATCH!'
'LA LA LA CANT HEAR YOU FA LA LA LA LA'
'PFFF HA'
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My BFF is gay. I however...am also gay lmao
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