leafy: firey.....
firey: leafy, that last night sex was banging!
leafy: yeah..... hopefully i'm no-
firey: not what?
leafy: -pregnant.
firey: i used protection you fucking idiot, do you think the condom broke? the packaging said it was extra safe
leafy: sure, but you never know
firey: anyway wanna makeout?
leafy: yeh....
*firey makes out with leafy, and leafy proceeds to leak her discharge everywhere
firey: damn bb that discharge looks sexy
leafy: wait a minute why is it yellow
leafy: did you
firey: wait no its not what it looks like i didn'
leafy: did you give me an std WITH A CONDOM ON????
firey: uhm uhhhhhhhhh i guess you could say that my dick's super powerful?
leafy: anyway ig that's hot
*bubble breaks in through the door"
bubble: where's my dildo machine bitches
firey and leafy: shit..
BUBBLE'S DEATH
bubble: where is my dildo machine
omg
firey: leafy broke it
leafy: technically it was for a good cause-
bubble: that shit cost more then my
rent omg do you know how much i
saved up for that dildo, it was like a
life changing discovery of mine
leafy: buy a cheaper one....?
bubble: NO THAT DILDO WAS LIKE MY LIFE EVERYTHING ELSE IS SHIT
bubble: fuck this shit
*bubble breaks the window with her smelly unclean toe*
bubble: fuck u leafy i hope these glass
shards get stuck up your pum pum
leafy:
OwowowowoowowowooWOW MY POOOZY BURNNNNNNZZZ
*bubble flicks the glass shards into leafy's pum pum
bubble: now shit out glass bitch
*bubble flicks the glass shards into
leafy's pum pum
bubble: now shit out glass bitch
*bubble backflips off the window, and
ends up landing on firey's 10p car-
thus breaking all of her bones in the
process*
firey: HOW DO I GET THIS GLASS OUT
leafy: wait actually leave it in it's
actually nice
firey: wait what
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