Princess Blooberry and Peasant Peach

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(Jake's POV)

Hailey actually suited the dress-up crown Bethany decided I needed to keep. That little girl didn't know how to play Uno at all, and I had to suffer because of it. But I'm all good.

H- you know, I just came up with a great name to call you while I wear this crown.

J- oh? And what is that?

H- Peasant peach.

J- I was thinking more like Knight peachalot

H- no that's just dumb. I don't need a prince, or a knight to save me

J- but you want a peasant to?

H- more like I save the peasant from his bad choices he likes to make.

J- fair enough princess... hmm Blueberry! But it's spelt b-l-o-o-b-e-r-r-y.

H- hmm.. I do like that name, although coming from a dorky peasant.

We both laughed

H- Oh! I almost forgot! Put Bejeweled on repeat on your phone please.

J- Yes princess blooberry.

I could see her smile at that from the corner of her eye

H- turn it up!

I watched Hailey as she sang along with the radio, singing Bejeweled word for word

H- "Baby love, I think I've been a little too kind
Didn't notice you walking all over my peace of mind
In the shoes I gave you as a present
Puttin' someone first only works when you're in their top five
And by the way, I'm going out tonight
Best believe I'm still bejeweled
When I walk in the room
I can still make the whole place shimmer
And when I meet the band
They ask, "Do you have a man?"
I can still say, "I don't remember"
Familiarity breeds contempt
Don't put me in the basement
When I want the penthouse of your heart
Diamonds in my eyes
I polish up real, I polish up real nice
Nice
Baby boy, I think I've been too good of a girl (too good of a girl)"-

I paused the music

H- Hey! Why'd you do that!

J- because the song is just confusing me.

H- -sigh- (insert Hailey explaining the whole Met Gala 2016 situation here's the article link, i don't feel like writing it all out https://www.elle.com/culture/music/a41758313/taylor-swift-bejeweled-lyrics-meaning-calvin-harris-tom-hiddleston-met-gala/ )

J- Jesus! Do you know everything about Taylor?

H- precisely, now put that song back on!

I unpaused the song and yet again listened to the soothing sounds of Hailey singing.

H- "Did all the extra credit, then got graded on a curve
I think it's time to teach some lessons
I made you my world (huh), have you heard? (Huh)
I can reclaim the land
And I miss you (I miss you)
But I miss sparkling (ah, hey)
Best believe I'm still bejeweled
When I walk in the room
I can still make the whole place shimmer
And when I meet the band
They ask, "Do you have a man?"
I can still say, "I don't remember"
Familiarity breeds contempt
Don't put me in the basement
When I want the penthouse of your heart
Diamonds in my eyes
I polish up real, I polish up real nice
Nice
Sapphire tears on my face
Sadness became my whole sky
But some guy said my aura's moonstone
Just 'cause he was high
And we're dancin' all night
And you can try to change my mind
But you might have to wait in line
What's a girl gonna do?
A diamond's gotta shine
Best believe I'm still bejeweled
When I walk in the room
I can still make the whole place shimmer (shimmer)
And when I meet the band
They ask, "Do you have a man?"
I can still say, "I don't remember"
Familiarity breeds contempt
Don't put me in the basement
When I want the penthouse of your heart
Diamonds in my eyes
I polish up real (nice), I polish up real nice
And we're dancin' all night
And you can try to change my mind
But you might have to wait in line
What's a girl gonna do? What's a girl gonna do?
I polish up nice
Best believe I'm still bejeweled
When I walk in the room
I can still make the whole place shimmer"

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