Sonic cast reacts to DBZ Abridged - Part 1

The Set Up

The episode opens with Gohan trying to wake Piccolo up as he is unconscious after Nappa's surprise attack.

Gohan: Mr. Piccolo, wake up! You have to stop him!

Piccolo: (incoherent mumbling)

Amy sighed in relief. "He's alive but unconscious." 

"It looks like Gohan and Krillin have to deal with Nappa until he wakes up." Tails pointed out.

"And it's not gonna be pretty." Sonic added.

"Of course it's not gonna be pretty." Knuckles groused. "Did you not just see what he did to the others??"

Krillin: Don't worry, Gohan! Goku's never let us down! I'm sure he'll be here any second!

"It's been 3 hours." Rebel deadpans. 

"Yeah, if he wasn't gonna let you guys down, then why isn't he here??" Knux questioned.

"Speaking of which. Where is Goku??" Nine asked.

The scene cuts to Goku as Princess Snake's palace having a meal.

Goku: (with his mouth full) Thanks for the food again, Princess Snake!

"Oh my daze..." Black Rose facepalmed herself.

"It's pretty obvious that Goku doesn't deserve to be a hero." Rusty Rose retorted, bluntly.

Princess Snake: Well, it's the least I could do for trying to eat you like that. But I thought there was... (Goku: Hmm, bacon!) something else you had to do? Something about Saiyans...and the Earth?

Goku gulps down his food and takes a long pause.

"At this rate..." Shadow began, deadpan.

We then cut to Goku running along Snake Way in a panic.

Goku: Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!

"...I'm not even surprised he forgot." 

"Well, let's just hope that he can get there in time before more lives are gone." Rouge said, nodding.

[Opening Sequence]

We come back to the battlefield where Gohan is still trying to wake up Piccolo.

Gohan: Mr. Piccolo, get up! Please, get up! Seriously, he's gonna kill us!

Nappa: Well, the green guy's out. Too bad. Guess I'll have to find someone else to play with!

"Oh no." Sails said, nervous as the only choices that Nappa could pick here were Gohan and Krillin

Krillin: (thinking) Please not me! Please not me! Please not me! Please not me! PLEASE NOT ME!!!

"Wait he's hopping Gohan gets picked but not him?" Tails questioned, shocked.

"Given the situation, you can't really blame him." Sonic said.

"What a coward." Scourge said.

Nappa: Eenie-meenie-minie-(to Gohan) you.

Gohan: Wh-What?! (Nappa kicks Gohan) AUGH!

Gohan gets sent flying into a boulder and lands on the ground.

"Gohan!" Amy exclaimed in shock.

Krillin: (off-screen) WHOOO! Not me! (notices Gohan does not get up) Gohan? (Nappa looks towards Krillin) Uh-oh! Thought that would have lasted longer!