We open on an icy mountain region with a gigantic pillar of light being shown, which causes snow to tumble down as it reveals that the blast came from Piccolo.
Piccolo: (shivering due to being out in the cold) G-good. Progress on my...ice castle is underway. I'll have to...install central heating. Body is n-ninety percent water... And this CLOAK DOES NOTHING!!
"You have the power to beam new clothes. Why don't you use it so you can be warm?" Knuckles deadpans.
Oolong: Well, maybe you should have packed more.
We cut over to Oolong and Gohan somewhere else in the icy mountains.
Gohan: Y-you never said we were going to the Tsurumai-Tsuburi Mountains... Literally the coldest place on Earth... You just told me, "Hey, Gohan! I stole--"
Oolong: "Found."
Gohan: "--found the Dragon Radar. Wanna go make a wish?"
Oolong: How about a little less whining and a little more climbing? They just found the sixth ball! (shows six DragonBalls beeping on the radar).
Gohan: It kind of seems wrong that we're planning on stealing a wish... Which reminds me. What are you planning to wish for?
"Probably something perverted." Blaze retorted, making the female Mobians nod in agreement.
Oolong: (envisions himself leading a Communist-like pig group) Justice.
"What the?!" The audience chorused, surprised and confused.
Gohan: What?
Oolong: Panties. Gonna wish for panties.
Gohan: Oh, Oolong, you're incorrigible!
Oolong: Yeah, yeah, just get the lead out before they find the seventh.... (the Dragon Radar alerts him that the seventh ball has been collected) Oh, oink me in the alps.
Manic chuckled. "So much for your pig army, Oolong."
All seven Dragon Balls on the snow and glowing with an old man with a cane nearby.
Kochin: Rise, Eternal Dragon! Did I do it right? I hope I did it right. (there is a burst of energy and all seven Dragon Balls fall off of the cliff) Aw, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh shit! Is that bad? Can they break?!
(There was another burst of energy and Shenron appears).
Shenron: *sighs* Okay, what do you assholes want this ti-- (sees Kochin) Oh. OH! Hmm... I am the Eternal Dragon. State your wish and I shall grant it.
"He thought Z-Fighters were summoning him again." Sonia giggled
Sonic nodded. "Make sense since they've used them a bunch of times."
Kochin: I have scoured the planet for you for the last fifty years. With you lies my only hope... Eternal Dragon, I beseech you, with your bountiful, mystic power... Could you please melt the ice off my front door?
The audience was dumbfounded. "What?!"
Shenron: E-excuse me?
"Our thoughts exactly, Shenron." Rebel said.
"That has to be the most stupidest wish ever." Knux retorted.
Kochin: Look, I left to get groceries fifty years ago. Bit of a trek to civilization. Came back, the entire lair was iced over. Went back, got some salt. Pretty evidential real quick that that wasn't going to work. Tried fire, melted it. That just made more ice - try and figure that out. Then I tried, uh... I'm sorry, is this a little unorthodox?
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Sonic cast reacts to DBZ Abridged - Part 1
ActionThe Sonic cast are making another return to watch another show, with more characters from different dimensions joining in.
