The states!

The Words Ending! -Florida

People of today's skits! Alaska, Texas, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Alabama, Florida, Louisiana, New Mexico, New York, Hawaii, Utah, Nevada, Arizona, Maryland, America, North Carolina, South Carolina, West Virginia, Kentucky, New Zealand, Montana, California, Maine, Ohio, Georgia, Nebraska, Iowa, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania.

Alaska: Do you ever feel like committing murder?
Texas: I mean.. I've met some anyoing peo-
Alaska: No. Like mass murder to you're entire family
Texas: Should I be scared?

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Oklahoma (on TV): do you fear every single moment of your life?
Texas: It's more of natural disasters.
Oklahoma: Feel like it's not worth it?
Alaska: most certainly.
Oklahoma: Well boy do I have an offer for you!
Oklahoma:.. Commit suicide
Texas: *horrified look*
Alaska: Уверен? Я подумал - неважно, что это делает с этого момента.
(Are you sure? I thought- Nevermind I get it now.)

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Tennessee: We're the highlights of theese things! Ahem introducing Alabama!
Alabama: hello?
Tennessee: Florida and Louisiana!
Florida: Wanna meet Beth?
Louisiana: HI!
Tennessee: Me of course!
Tennessee: New Mexico!
New Mexico: ¡Hola!
Tennessee: New York!
New York: Starbucks is better than this crap.
Tennessee: Hawaii and Utah!
Hawaii: Aloha! (hi)
Utah: I once sniffed the extra sugar in the sour patch kids bag!
Tennessee:
Tennessee: Nevada?
Nevada: Present!
Tennessee: That's all the highlights!
Arizona: you forgot me.
Everyone else: ..crap
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America: We are starting a swear jar! There's to much cussing in this household!
New Mexico: aren't you the one that imprinted that on-
America: Shhh. Every time you cuss you add a dime to the swear jar!
Maryland: so if I were to say 'Fu-
America: add a dime
Maryland: I wasn't even finishined talk-
America: add a dime
Maryland: but-
America: did I stutter?

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North Carolina: Do you fancy Tennessee's recent behavior?
South Carolina: I do not.
West Virginia: Nor do we.
North Carolina: We?
Kentucky: Lads,
Tennessee: WHAT IS GOING ON!?

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America: Anyway, New Zealand I think you should meet-
New Zealand: What are they doing?
America: Hm? OH CRAP!
Texas: *C o w b o y*
Montana, Nevada, California, & New Mexico: *Sacrificing Maine*
Florida: *setting fire to a gum wrapper*
Ohio: *ridin' on one Floridaz Aligators*
Louisiana: *Climbing the walls*
Georgia and Tennessee: *cowering in the corner*
Alaska: Финнали! Они сказали, что собираются принести в жертву нечистые крови! *Points to Montana's group*
(Finnaly! They said they were going to sacrifice non pure blood!)

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No one:
Literally no one:
Not even the neighbor's crazy kid:
Nebraska: *Snorting smarties* Wan some?

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Iwoa: f i s h
Wisconsin: oh I didn't know you liked-
Iwoa: the f i s h are high
Wisconsin: w-what?
Iwoa: they want you to be sacrificed!
Wisconsin: W H A T?

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New Jersey: This is so boring I'd rather watch paint dry- what are you doing?
Massachusetts: you said you'd rather watch paint dry. I'm painting so you can watch it dry.
New Jersey:
Pennsylvania: PFFFTT

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No one:
Not a single soul:
Not even a child:
Not even the neighbors weird kid:
Not even a drunk:
America: FIDGET SPINNNERRR

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California: I'm going to vlog in a few minutes. Can you all please act normal?
Nevada: Someone watches you?
California: someone?! Some people watch me!
New York: nice lying. By the way have fun trying to get Florida, Ohio, Louisiana, and Alabama to act normal.
California: Recording in 3...2..1! Hi!
Texas: Wanna hear how I almost killed a man today-

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Illinois: what if we start pronouncing words how they're spelled?
Kansas: Illi-noise, pone, pone-ix
Wed-nes-day, Arkan-sauce, bio-graphy.
Illinois: please stop

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California: say hi.
Tennessee: h-
California: in 6 different languages. First French, go.
Tennessee: uh Bonjour?
California: Now Spain-
Tennessee: ¡Hola!
California: Now Japanese.
Tennessee: なぜ私たちはこれをしているのですか? (Why are we doing this?)
California: now-
Tennessee: SHUT UP!

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Kay I'm done sorry! *Canadain intestifes*

There's exactly 685 words for the lads who wanted to know. *BRI'ISH*

And the date (which I forgot last time)
4/26/2023

See ya suckers later! And by later I mean in like.. A week.