People featured in this Crap: America, Arizona, Texas, China, Florida, South Carolina, Georgia, Hawaii, Australia, Oklahoma, Michigan, Alaska, Rhode Island, Canada, Maine, New York, Tennessee, Mexico, Japan, North Carolina, Utah, Louisiana, California, Missouri, Mississippi, Chile, Mexico, Argentina, Italy, New Mexico, New Jersey, Utah, New Zealand, in other words 33 Countries and states.
America: so one of the things I gotta do-AHH!
America: Frickin' Frickle you farty Mcfrickerton!
Arizona:
America: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeee haw that scooby dooby do be hurtin'!
Arizona:
America: *cri* I shizzled my nizzle so hard that I want to pizzle on miss frizzle.
Arizona: WHat the fu-
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Texas: how the computer gonna ask me if I'M a robot mf YOU a robot.
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Some quote: Find someone who asks for nothing but your company.
America:
America: I want you're company
China: Fuck off
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Florida: does anyone know anyone who can teach me how to play a trumpet?
South Carolina: Why?
Florida: I wanna walk around the house and annoy dad
Georgia: you don't need a trumpet for that
Florida, wiping a tear from his eye: you have truly opened my eyes.
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Hawaii: daddy?
Australia: DO I LOOK-
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Oklahoma: my favorite animal is a kitty cat, what about you, Michigan?
Michigan: my favorite animal is a puppy dog, what about you, Alaska?
Alaska: S A T A N
Oklahoma: STOP IT ALASKA THATS NOT AN ANIMAL!
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Georgia: if you stutter 'oh' it just sounds like you are saying it over and over.
Rhode Island: But if you stutter 'experience' it sounds like you're trying to summon a Canadian.
Later
Michigan, talking to Rhode and Georgia: I e-e-e-e-ex-
Canada: WHO SUMMONED ME?
Michigan, Georgia, Rhode Island: AAAAAAHHH!
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*jingle bells*
Maine enters: Why are you playing Christmas music in November?
New York: you are not welcome here!
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Tennessee: h-hang on Texas I think I know how to take this guy down,
Tennessee: A m o n g u s
Mexico: Meeeeep *dissappears*
Texas:
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Alaska: I'm taller
Hawaii: I'm shorter
Alaska: I'm older
Hawaii: I'm younger
Alaska: I'm smarter
Hawaii: I'm... Not falling for that!
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South Carolina: you don't- you don't have to like me. But I wish you would, cuz I'm a delight.
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Japan: do you-
South Carolina: watch Bluey? Yes. Yes. Absolutely yes
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North Carolina: you sure this is safe?
Texas: not at all
Florida: ready?
Texas: ready
*dumb ways to die*
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New York: we are now going over the ways to say you are not-
Texas: YAINT
Tennessee: You aren't
Florida: ya aint
South Carolina: you're not
New York: we are now done with the ways to say you are not.
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Utah: *melts out of a wall*
North Carolina, who was in the room:
Utah:
Utah: I just ate dog shit
Utah: *goes back*
North Carolina:
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Georgia: I asked for no mustard
Louisiana: yep
Georgia: you gave me A BAG OF MUSTARD! WHO DOES THAT!?
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South Carolina: can you pass me those chips?
California: sorry, the only bag left is the bag of knives.
South Carolina: why is that even there?
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Georgia: did you even stop to think!?
Florida: how bold of you to assume I ever think.
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America: your on thin ice
Florida: I'm on the floor
America: it's an expression
Florida: it's a carpet
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Missouri: ehh it's the same person
Texas&Chile: NO WE'RE NOT!
Missouri: Mississippi, are they the same person?
Mississippi: I'm seeing doubles
Texas: Partner, you're 'bout to not be able to see *proceeds to hold gun*
Missouri: naw I think ones Texas
Mississippi: who's the other one?
Mexico in the background: I've never realized how stupid they are.
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Argentina: We
Chile: Are
Mexico: Farmers
Texas: Bum da bum bum
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Australia: Aligators are cute
New York: I beg to fucking differ
Florida: so are rattlesnakes
New York: I. BEG. TO. FUCKING. DIFFER
Florida: start begging then
Later or something
New York: still! It's an expression!
Florida: uh huh, unkie is it an expression?
Australia: No
Florida: there's my reasoning
New York: Your reasoning is shit
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Italy: no we're not!
New Mexico: but you don't sound like Mario therefore not Italian, you also look like Mexico
Italy:
Mexico: I don't understand I have an eagle! He doesn't!
California: *sips coke* American wannabe
Mexico: AND AN ITALIAN ACCENT!
Italy: who's Mario?
Mexico: Some dude who goes 'Itsa me Mario!'
Italy: oh I can do that
New Mexico: huh?
Italy: *pulls pizza out of arse* Itsa me!
California: MARIO!?
New Mexico: CALL THE CHURCH! WITCHCRAFT! WITCHCRAFT!
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California: Hey, I got a video of Texas acting like a fool
New Jersey: You recorded half his life?
California: I wish
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Utah: so you speak Rusken?
Alaska: Да, я могу по-русски
Utah: English version?
Alaska: Yes, I can speak Russian Dumb-
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Canada: Death to he who cuss
Australia: I found he who cuss!
America: The hell did you tie me to a tree for?!
New Zealand & Canada: DEATH TO HE
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My time at school finnaly ended FOR THIS Year WHYYY
Anywho 835 words
May/25/2023
Peace out suckers
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The states!
HumorBasically just Usa's States. Its uhhhhhhhh lil' skits. It DOES have some RusAme that Alaska did not sign up for. Annnd thats about it. I think I should rename this "America's Shits" or something like that Haha, coming up with a better description. ...
