South park quotes go!
Everyone: *arguing about gay rights or some shit*
California: well I'm half bisexual
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Alaska: I want all my friends *literally pointing an AK-47 at China*
China:
Alaska: except Ohio, you can keep him
Ohio: *high pitched screaming*
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Alabama: we're not just sure, we're HIV positive
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Ohio: Florida, you have to be honest, am I ugly?
Florida: *slowly turns to the camera*
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Rhode Island: I have something to tell you
New Hampshire:
Rhode Island: I think I'm homosexual and I'm addicted to cocaine
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Arizona: And where are you from?
Texas: THE SEVENTH LAYER OF HELL
West Virginia: Oh that's exciting, my mother was from Alabama
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Third Rice: *shoots thyself*
West Germany: he's okay he's okay he's okay he's okay he's okay he's okay he's okay he's okay he's okay he's okay he's okay he's okay he's okay he's okay he's okay he's okay-
Easy Germany: *hysterical screaming*
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Oklahoma: you pushed me in front of a car
Nebraska: I was in a bad mood!
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Russia: I cry at night because I don't have a dad
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Oklahoma: Okay Texas whatever is troubleing you I will help you with
Texas: Texas
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UN: who is in charge of the school paper I will break their fucking legs
New York: He's in charge of the paper *points to Alabama*
Alabama: *got his legs broke after going to jail for the third time*
UN:
New York : You gonna break his legs UN?
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Sorry it's short but I like procrastinating
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The states!
HumorBasically just Usa's States. Its uhhhhhhhh lil' skits. It DOES have some RusAme that Alaska did not sign up for. Annnd thats about it. I think I should rename this "America's Shits" or something like that Haha, coming up with a better description. ...
