Includes: Alabama, Indiana, America, California, Texas, Florida, North Carolina, North Carolina, Mississippi, South Carolina, Georgia, India, Vermont, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Oklahoma, Maryland, Delaware, Canada, Chile, New Mexico, Oregon, Utah, Colorado, Tennessee, Kentucky, Connecticut, Kansas, Illinois, Hawaii, Louisiana, Virginia, South Carolina, Maine, and Rhode Island.
Alabama: Open da nyor
Alabama: Open da nyor!
Alabama: OPEN THE NYOR!
Indiana: I really got to stop living in Ohio. It's 8 in the mornin' I'm having my coffee and some NPC spawns in talkin' 'bout OpEn ThE nYoR if he thinks ima open the nyor for 'em he must be fucked up.
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America: so you got into a fight?
Indiana: we got into a fight
America: We?
California, Texas, Florida, North Carolina: allow us to introduce ourselves.
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Florida: I'm conserned
Mississippi: you? Of all people? Is the world ending?
South Carolina: HAHA NO! It's about a few weeks before the end!
Gerogia:
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Indiana: I think I'm better
India: I don't even know you
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Vermont: the world is beautiful.
New Jersey: has he gone crazy?
Pennsylvania: possibly.
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Oklahoma: I feel like I've died before
Texas: I wonder why
Oklahoma: huh?
Texas: nothing!
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America: (some sort of cuss)
Maryland: I thought we weren't allowed to swear?
Delaware: yeah!
Canada: Ignore the drunk, forgive the unsophisticated drunken t w a t later.
Maryland: what in old English-?
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Texas: your flag is the Chinese rip off of my flag!
Chile:
Chile: I'm confused
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New Mexico: how about a clean room do you have a clean room?
Oregon: yeah let me check if I have a clean room
Oregon: *checking noises*
Oregon: oh no look at that I don't, would you like the roach room or the murder room?
New Mexico: listen if you can't get us a clean room we aren't staying here.
Oregon: you're not going to find any better rooms in the clown motel pal
California: Tf kinda motel is this then?
Oregon: what do you think kinda motel this is? Pal look around its the best motel on the block ITS A CLOWN MOTEL ITS FULL OF CLOWNS!
Utah and Colorado: *laughing*
New Mexico: if you don't get us a room I'll give you a one star review.
California: *gasp*
Oregon: I thought this was the clown motel but a couple of clowns just walked through my door.
New Mexico: *Spanish cussing and stuff*
Oregon: WHAT IS HE SAYING SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THE F IS HE SAYING?
Oregon: I DON'T SPEAK TACO BELL!
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Tennessee: THREE YEARS
Kentucky: Tennessee its not that big of a deal-
Tennessee: YOU SAT THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR THREE YEARS!
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Georgia: I hope you're not doing anything stupid
Florida: I hope you're not hoping to hard
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Tennessee: *screams loudly*
Kentucky: *screams louder*
Tennessee: *screams even louder*
Kentucky: *somehow screams even louder*
Connecticut: should we stop them?-
Texas eating popcorn: no I want to see who wins
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Kansas: HOW CAN IT BE BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVOR IF BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR
Illinois: please don't make me question my life anymore.
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Florida: are theese brownies... Special?
Hawaii: they are
Like 30 minutes later
Florida: I don't feel anything, are you sure there's weed in the brownies?
Hawaii: they're special because I made them with love, you little shit-
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America: where's Florida?
Louisiana: sorry I haven't seen her since the last time I saw her.
America: and when was that?
Louisiana: the last time I saw her? Definitely the time I saw her last.
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Connecticut: what's wrong with her?
Virginia: she saw a leaf on the sidewalk-
South Carolina: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY
Connecticut: please don't say what I think you're gonna say
South Carolina: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH
Connecticut: NO NOT THAT
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Maine: I'll go make you some tea
Rhode Island: but I don't want tea
Maine: it's not optional
Congrats! You made it to the end! Now wait another 5 or 6 days/weeks for a new chapter! Fun fact! Arizona is nowhere to be found in this!
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The states!
HumorBasically just Usa's States. Its uhhhhhhhh lil' skits. It DOES have some RusAme that Alaska did not sign up for. Annnd thats about it. I think I should rename this "America's Shits" or something like that Haha, coming up with a better description. ...
