The 'F' Word

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"WHO KEEPS ADDING ME TO FUCKING GROUP CHATS?!"

Pigman yelled from across the room, glaring at the group of mobs huddled around Wither's desk.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

Slime gave them an unimpressed look. Zombie gave a mocked gasp, trying (and failing) to fight a smile that was creeping up on his face.

"Who taught the baby to swear?!"

"Excuse me?! I'm not a child!"

Wither exploded into another fit of laughter at that, Pigman and Skeleton just grinning away behind them.

"I mean, you guys say the 'fuck' word all the time."

Creeper started snickering at that.

" 'The fuck word'."

"Are we brushing over the fact that I'M NOT A CHILD??"

Enderman gave his classmates a lopsided look, before saying with absolutely no emotion:

"Are you stupid? You guys always say the f word."

He gave them a pointed look, but this time it was Skeleton that gave a mock gasp.

"Oh my god he censored it."

"Yeah Ender, say fuck."

"Say it Ender!"

Enderman rolled his eyes, then proceeded to answer their demands with a very crisp and precise accent:

"You guys are fucking idiots."

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