I'm Jealous (Stan x Kyle)

SEVEN: Realizing/A Plan.

"Mmmf, Mmf mmmm mmf mmf mmm. mf mmfmmf. Mmf.. Mm Mmf mmfmmf mmmfmmf mmf?" ( Kyle, it's okay if you are. Or aren't. But.. do you wanna talk about it?) Kyle popped, tears fell out of his eyes quickly. "Please." He said quietly, his voice cracking. Kyle wiped away his tears with his sleeves.

"Mmmf mmffmfff mm mmmf mmm mmm mmff?" (What's going on with you and Stan?)"I don't know!" Kyle broke down, putting his head in his hands. Kenny put his hand on Kyle's shoulder to comfort him. "Mmmf mmf mmmf mmmf mmmffmff mmfmmff mm?" (Stan got back with Wendy, didn't he?)

Kyle nodded slowly, "I don't know why. I thought he finally realized how much she's hurting him." He sobbed. "Mmmm.... mmfmff mmm mmfmffmfff." (Stan... Isn't the brightest.) .. "Mmm mmmmff mm mmmf mm mmmm mmmffmff mmmm mmm, mmmf. Mmm mmmf mm mmmm mmmf mmf mmfmmff." (You might want to spend some time away from him, Kyle. You need to take care of yourself. I know he's your best friend but this isn't good for you.) 

"I know- I just- I hate to see him hurt- I hate not being there for him. Every time I look at him I'm confused and I don't know why!" Kyle started ranting. 

"mmmf mmmfmmf mmf?" (Like confused how?)

"I don't know.." Kyle took a deep breath. "To be honest- I am jealous of Wendy. I'm so jealous of her its crazy! I don't know why! But every time me and Stan look each other in the eyes it all disappears, like my brain stops thinking about anyone else. I don't even know what I'm saying anymore! None of this even relates to anything you're asking me!" Kyle sobbed.

"Mmmf mmmf mmmmfffmmfffmmfff mfmmmffm mmm." (Dude, that's really fucking gay.) Kenny raised a eyebrow, "Mmf mmmm mmmf mmf mmm mmmf... mmmf mmf mmm?" (Are you sure you don't LIKE him?)

"I don't think-" Kyle finally realized. After so long, years if you may. He finally processed his confusing feelings. "Maybe." He said quietly.

"mmmmf mm." (Called it.) "Dude!!" "mmmfmm" (Sorry.)  "mmmmf mfm mfmfmmm fmf mmf mmmf mmmmmf mmfff mmm" (Just give him some time. He needs to figure out his situation with Wendy on his own.)

"It's Stan. It will take him years to figure out his situation with her." "Mmmf... Mmffmmff mmm mmmf mmf mmmf mmf mmmfmff Mmmmf mmff mff mmmm mmf mmm mmf mmm mmmf mmff" (Well... You could give him a taste of his own medicine. Hang out with someone else for a while and let him see how it feels. It might slap some sense into him.) 

"Jeez Kenny, I don't know." "Mmmf mmf mm, mmmf mm." (Just do it, trust me.) "Okay well even if I wanted to make him jealous, who would I hang out with?" 

"Mmmf mmfmmfmmff mmmff mmfmmff ffm mm mmmf mmffmff mmffmff mmmm." (What about Tolkien? Stan already doesn't really like him so it'll bother him even more.) "I'm not even friends with Tolkien anymore." 

 "Mmf mm. Mm mmff mmf mmf mmmf." (I am. I could talk to him.)"Fine. Just don't go around saying I like Stan or anything-" Kyle blurted out. "I don't know yet." He said quietly.  "Mmm mmffmff mm mmmmf mmf mm." (Your secret is safe with me.) He patted Kyle on the shoulder, and as if on a perfect cue, the bell rang."Mm mmmf mm mmmfmmf." (I'll text you later.)

Kyle nodded and walked to his class, fidgeting with his fingers. This is so stupid.Stan went into class uneasy from how Kyle was acting at lunch. He was sitting in his usual seat and waiting for Kyle to come to class. He tapped his pencil against the desk anxiously.

Kyle walked into class as the bell rang and hesitantly sat in his seat. All I have to do is make him jealous. It can't be that hard."Hey, are you doing okay? You kind of ran off earlier." Kyle jumped. "Yeah, I was just stressed out." Yeah I'm amazing. I ran away just to realize I like you. Now, without even thinking, I'm gonna try and make you jealous because I am of Wendy. Kyle blushed at the thought of liking Stan and pinched the bridge of his nose.Stan nodded sympathetically.