Bianka: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?
[...]
Touya : Is this a good idea?
Touya : Probably not.
Touya : Do I care?
Touya : No.
[...]
Bianka: I said ‘No’ to drugs, but they wouldn’t listen.
Alyssa: What is wrong with u?
[...]
Touya : *spits mouthful of blood onto the floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.
Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.
[...]
Alyssa : *Plays Slender: The Eight Pages*
*Jumpscare*
Alyssa : *Jumps back* OH SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!!!
[...]
Bianka: Two bros!
Bianka: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Bianka: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
[...]
Alyssa : I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
[...]
Touya : Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.
[...]
Bianka: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Alyssa : Can't relate.
Touya : Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
[...]
Bianka: Touya noticed only today that they can label their email inboxes, but they took apart their entire bloody laptop two weeks ago.
Alyssa : This reminds me of the Touya who couldn’t turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi.
Bianka: I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Touya .
[...]
How the girls first met:
Alyssa: We're having a baby.
Touya: Oh, cangradu-
Bianka, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.
[...]
Alyssa : Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Touya : Why? It was important.
Alyssa : All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".
Bianka, shrugging: The people need to know.
[...]
Bianka, Entering Alyssa 's room: Touya did it again.
Alyssa : Peace disturbance?
Bianka: What no-
Alyssa : Arson..?
Bianka: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Alyssa : uh....Attempted murder?
Bianka: NO, SHE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
[...]
Alyssa : *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.
Touya : Hot dog costumes!
Alyssa : I’m sorry, what?
Touya : You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Bianka, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Bianka hates hot dogs, so she probably won’t eat us.
Alyssa : Are you saying that Bianka would rather eat us than hot dogs?
Bianka: I do hate hot dogs.
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Reborn As Sisters (GL)
FantasyThree girls, three best friends accidentally end up reborn inside of a fantasy world as sisters. Will they survive the tea wars and without the power of the internet? Will Touya (Main mc) be able to marry the love of her life the villainess? *Confus...
