Reborn As Sisters (GL)

Side Chapt: Incorrect Quotes (II)

Alex: Where the devil is Alyssa?
Touya: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe she melted?
Bianka: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

[...]

*The Kaslana kids when they drop food on the floor*
Alyssa: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Alex: Five second rule!
Bianka: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Touya: *Sobs on the floor*

[...]

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Touya, with Alyssa and Alex behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Touya: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Touya: Bianka FUCKING FELL OFF!

[...]

Alex: You know you can die from that, right?
Alyssa: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.
Touya: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.
Bianka: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

[...]

Touya: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Bianka: That's deep.
Alex: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Bianka: That's deeper.
Alyssa: ...You guys are idiots.

[...]

Bianka: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Alex: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Alyssa: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Alex: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Touya: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Alex: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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Alex: What are you planning to do?
Touya: Hey, now.  "Planning"?!  Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!

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Alex: This is a bad idea.
Touya: Then why are you coming along?
Alex: Someone has to get your injured ass home.

[...]

Alex with a gun to Touya's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?
Touya: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

[...]

Alex: Why are you drinking?
Touya: I drink when I'm depressed.
Alex: But you're always drinking?
Touya: *smug grin*

[...]

Alex: How are you today?
Touya: Please don’t make me think about my life.

[...]

Alex: Hey Touya?
Touya: Yeah?
Alex: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Touya:
Touya: ...What.

[...]

Alyssa: What if I lied this whole time and I'm actually 18?
Alex: Alyssa, stop trying to get drugs.
Alyssa: Don't suppress my interests.