Don: This is Toronto, the capital of North America, birthplace of funk, where the albino panther roams free.
Zoom in on the bow of the boat, an albino panther roars angrily.
Clip over to don, standing on a train station's roof.
Don: Beneath my manly size thirteen rouges 21 teams are arriving at this historic train station, ready to embark on a race around the world.
Don: I'm your host, Don, and this is The Ridonculous Race! Welcome to the Ridonculous Race. Right now, 18 teams from across the country are readying themselves to embark on a race to the death!
Don's earpiece screeches and Don cringes. Don then puts his finger up to his ear. A muffled voice is heard over the piece
Don: not to the death?
the muffled voice replies then shuts off
Don: okay. Let's meet the teams that AREN'T *wink* racing to the death!
Cut inside a bus, where Carrie and Devin are sitting, Devin reading a book and Carrie looking at Devin lovingly.
Don: Carrie and Devin, best friends.
Carrie confessional: I met Devin in the sandbox, and we haven't spent a day apart since! If anyone can win this race, it's us.
Devin confessional: Yeah! I know Carrie so well
Carrie looks at Devin lovingly again
Devin confessional: it's like we're...
He notices Carrie
Devin confessional: wh-wh-what're doing?
Carrie confessional: *snapping out of it* Huh? Oh, uh, blink check! For the camera! *Nervously* heh, woo! Race!
Cut to Taylor and Kelly, Kelly applying lipstick and Taylor filing her nails.
Don: Kelly and Taylor, mom and daughter.
Taylor confessional: Well a) I'm really hot, obviously, and b) I'm pretty much the best at everything I do so unless my mom messes things up, we're totally gonna win this race.
Kelly confessional: Taylor and her friends love when I hang out with them, I'm known as the "cool mom" *giggle* we're SO tight! People always mistake us for sisters!
Taylor confessional: *shocked* Wait, what?
Cut to Emma and Kitty, Kitty is taking selfies on her phone while Emma fixes the overhead luggage.
Don: Emma and Kitty, actual sisters.
Emma glares at Kitty and takes her phone from her.
Emma confessional: I'm studying international law so that's gonna give us a real edge. Which is good because we're here to win.
Kitty confessional: And see the world, meet some hot guys and have some fun!
Emma confessional: If there's time for that, which there won't be so let's focus on winning, okay?
Kitty groans but nods.
Emma confessional: Good!
Cut to Crimson and Ennui.
Don: Crimson and Ennui, two exceptionally pale teens.
Lightning flashes and they appear looking at the camera
Don: Okay, that's just unnerving.
Cut to OWEN and NOAH.
Don: Owen and Noah, seasoned reality TV participants.
YOU ARE READING
Ridonculous race x male reader
Adventure18 teams, 1 million dollars and a race around the world. Who will win? (y/n)'s in and him and Tyler are ready to win *They'll be replacing Geoff and Brody*
