Don narrating: Last time on the Ridonculous Race, our teams got geysered in Iceland. HA! What fun! Then they either had to chip out a fossil, or choke down an Icelandic Thanksgiving feast. The goths won first and went crazy. The Vegans went rouge but still came in last. Lucky for them, it wasn't an elimination challenge, so they got to stay! And I found out not all girls punch like girls! I survived that but one team won't survive today! This is the Ridonculous Race!
Don: Here in Iceland, yesterday's Chill Zone is today's starting line, and yesterday's winners, the goths, are first to get a travel tip!
Ennui hits the button on the Don Box and collects the tip
Ennui: Huh, Brazil
Don: Sunny, sunny Brazil! Home to bassa nova music, makers of fine coffee, and other things that keep me up at night! Teams will travel here on these chartered planes! The first eight teams take a direct flight, the last seven will arrive two hours later because they're on the milk run! Literally.
The Fashion Bloggers, Ice Dancers, Goths and Reality TV Pros collect their tip
Noah: C'mon!
He and Owen both take off, cut to the airport
Don: The first group of teams have reached the airport and are running to catch the first flight!
Dwayne who is running with Dwayne Jr, he is holding a fossil
Dwayne: Good thing we're not flying Pal-Pie express, huh? All thanks to this baby!
He holds up the fossil
Dwayne: Kept it as a present for your mom!
Dwayne Jr: I still feel bad about taking the Vegan's fossil.
Dwayne: Well it WAS an accident! We didn't know it was theirs, pal! Besides! Happy wife, happy life!
He suddenly drops the fossil, and it breaks into pieces
Dwayne Jr: Well, it's the thought that counts. C'mon!
Owen is chewing on Beary's ear nervously, Noah just gives a worried/confused look
Noah confessional: Owen's a bit nervous about being in a military plane again.
Owen confessional: Can ya blame me?! I almost died!
Back in the plane, Owen's stomach growls, he burps up stuffing, which lands all over Noah
Owen: Where's Beary?
Noah who has stuffing all over him, most notably on his eyebrows, hair and mouth, he spits the stuffing out with a deadpan look
Noah: You just ate him.
Owen: *gasps* OH NO! Will you hold me?
Noah: I'd rather not-!
Owen suddenly squeezes him.
Jacques confessional: We failed in Iceland! ICEland! That's unacceptable!
Josee confessional: Agreed! Last time I was this mad about where I placed, I got a new partner!
Jacques glares at her, the Rockers, Stepbrothers, Adversity Twins, Sisters, Police Cadets, Mom and Daughter and Vegans make it to flight number two
Don: As teams fill up plane number two, our first plane is preparing to leave.
It begins to take off until the it drives over the shattered pieces of Dwayne's fossil, popping the tires, the plane begins to shake and the teams inside rumble around, the intercom turns on
Pilot: Sorry, folks; flat tire! Must've rolled over something sharp!
Dwayne tries to look innocent as Dwayne Jr facepalms
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Adventure18 teams, 1 million dollars and a race around the world. Who will win? (y/n)'s in and him and Tyler are ready to win *They'll be replacing Geoff and Brody*
