Don narrating: Last time on the Ridonculous Race, after shopping for spices and cameling through the Moroccan desert, our teams built up a hearty appetite, and I lost mine. These people are disgusting. The winners were the Best Friends Carrie and Devin. In my book, everyone else was a loser. But we could only eliminate one team, and last week, it was the LARPers. I'm not sad. Those wannabe wizards freaked me out. But that was then, and this is the Ridonculous Race!
Don: Yesterday's Chill Zone, is today's starting line. Teams depart in the order they arrived, starting with yesterday's winners.
Devin hits the button and collects the tip
Devin: Paris?
Cut to a background with the flag of Paris, Don speaks as images are displayed
Don: Paris, France. Home of the Mona Lisa, tiny coffee's and other things that annoy me like you wouldn't believe.
Cut to a mime mimicking certain actions, cut back to Don, he is standing at the top of the Eiffel Tower
Don: Once in Paris, teams must make their way here, to the Eiffel Tower and find their next tip.
Carrie and Devin strap on helmets and rush over to scooters, they hop on them, rev them up and take off
Carrie: Woohoo, let's go!
She looks at Devin lovingly as he drives
Carrie confessional: I'm so excited! Paris is THE most romantic place on Earth!
Devin confessional: Totally! And after we win the million, I'm going back to Paris, with Shelly!
Carrie just looks shocked
Carrie confessional: Yeah... Shelly.
Devin confessional: I miss you so much, baby!
He makes a heart with his fingers
Cut to MacArthur reading her tip
MacArthur: There's nothing eiffel about this Parisian landmark...
Sanders: Eiffel Tower! Paris! Let's roll!
Cut to outside the street, the Best Friends pass a sign indicating the airport is close by
Devin: Almost there! Can you loosen your grip, homie?
He looks back as MacArthur and Sanders
MacArthur is wearing shades and making police siren noises and honking
Carrie: *gasps* It's the Cadets!
MacArthur: Move aside, emergency police business
They overtake the Best Friends, however the Ice Dancers catch up to them suddenly, they both smile at the camera
Josee confessional: Being sports heroes, we never know when the camera's will be on us, so we have to smile *painfully* all the time!
Jacques: *painfully* All the time! Even in our sleep!
Josee: It's very PAINFUL!
They continue to smile at the camera in pain
MacArthur confessional: What's with those Ice Dancers? Do they ever stop smiling? Do they sleep that way? Do they cry smiling?! I'M GONNA FIND OUT!
Sanders confessional: She gets a little fixated.
Cut back to the airport sign, Emma and Kitty cruise by it as well as Taylor and Kelly and Jay and Mickey, the twins scream as they crash through the airport sign, Mickey falls off
YOU ARE READING
Ridonculous race x male reader
Adventure18 teams, 1 million dollars and a race around the world. Who will win? (y/n)'s in and him and Tyler are ready to win *They'll be replacing Geoff and Brody*
