Don narrating: Last time on the Ridonculous Race, teams traveled to Paris, where their wills were tested, their artistic limits were pushed and their bravery was challenged, and Owen ate more cheese than scientifically possible. In the end, it was the Police Cadets who locked up first place, but for Tennis Rivals Gerry and Pete, it was game, set, somebody light a match cause man! Wooo, did they stink! Who'll stink it up today? Oh, they've all got potential! Stay tuned, cause it's time for the Ridonculous Race!
Cut to outside the Louvre
Don: Yesterday's Chill-Zone was the Louvre, which is todays starting point. Teams will start in the order they finished, which means Cadets-
The Ice Dancers walk up instead
Don: Whoa, whoa, whoa, yesterday's winners go first, icecapades.
MacArthur and Sanders run up to the Don Box
MacArthur: Yeah, relax silver streak!
Sanders: Wait your turn!
MacArthur: I've got my eye on those Ice Dancers. Give 'em an inch and they'll take the whole race!
Sanders hits the button on the Don Box and collects the tip
Sanders: Take the train to Calanque de Maubois and search the station for your next travel tip. Come on!
Don: Teams must take the trains heading out to Colonctmogua. Calanque de Maubois skirts the Mediterranean south of France with sand so fine you WANT it to get in your shorts. The Red Cliffs are just one of the many sites that make this a popular tourist spot.
Cut to the beach, Don is in a speedo
Don: Did I mention that the beaches are awesome? Because they ARE.
A crab pulls on his speedo and releases it, Don yelps in pain, more teams collect their tips
(y/n): GO!
(y/n) and Tyler and Ice Dancers run to the train station, the Best Friends and Father and Son run to the Don Box to get their tip, Devin hits the button but a mime nabs it away
Devin: Hey!
Devin begins to chase the fleeing mime
Devin: Give me that back! Dwayne Jr walks up to Carrie, cut to Juniors POV, a pink background is laid out behind Carrie, who looks at Junior lovingly, Dwayne Jr just stares in attracted awe until he breaks out in a loving smile
Dwayne Jr : H-hey, uh. Hey. Uh, I'm Dwayne.
Carrie: Hi, I'm Carrie.
a pink background appears behind her hand, Junior stares lovingly AGAIN, he reaches out to shake it but is interrupted by Dwayne who shakes it instead
Dwayne: Nice to meet'cha! Dwayne senior. I see you've already met Junior.
He rubs his head which causes Dwayne Jr to look embarrassed
Dwayne: This kid, ha ha! What a great little guy!
Junior: Dad!
Dwayne: I mean, he acts so tough sometimes but that happens during puberty!
Devin: C'mon, homie!
He runs off
Carrie: Alrighty! Good luck to you!
She runs off, Dwayne waves as Dwayne Jr groans and walks off, embarrassed
Dwayne Jr confessional: My dad ALWAYS finds a way to embarrass me.
Dwayne confessional: C'mon, that's not true, son, eh? You're just being self-conscious! Oh! Before I forget.
he pulls out a pair of clover underwear
YOU ARE READING
Ridonculous race x male reader
Adventure18 teams, 1 million dollars and a race around the world. Who will win? (y/n)'s in and him and Tyler are ready to win *They'll be replacing Geoff and Brody*
