Living with the Presidents

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8 AM....

Trump and Obama were at the table eating breakfast.

Bayley: I hope you like it? 😊

Trump: This is Dog Shit.

Bayley: 😞

Obama: Donald can you Try being a decent person?

Trump: Fuck you Obamna.

Obama: Bayley this Breakfast is delicious.

Bayley: Thank you 😊. So where's Biden?

Trump: He's Called "Sleepy Joe" For a reason.

Obama: He needs at least 13 Hours of sleep.

Dean spits out his drink.

Dean: 13 Fucking hours?!?!

Trump: That was my reaction too you Fucking idiot.

Roman and Charlotte Walk into the room.

Trump: oh look it's the Two Assholes who think they're better than everyone.

Roman: Fuck you pal. I'm the tribal cheif. I run all the shit.

Charlotte: So where are Sasha and Seth?

Sasha's Voice could be heard upstairs and.... Yeah it was pretty obvious what she and Seth were doing (Except to Bayley).

Trump: Christ Seth has to be a Mega Giga Chad.

Bayley: So how'd you guys do in school? 😊

Obama/Trump: Good/Shit

Joe: I lived with one of the cool kids who bullies me so...

Bayley: Aww I'm sorry.

Trump: All 3 of us blew up the Gym at the talent show.

............

Dean: Lucky Bastards.

Charlotte: Dean, Where's Becky?

Dean: I TOLD YOU..... IT-A NEVER-A HAPPENED!!!!

Roman: What never happened?

Dean: I dunno actually. Anyway Becky's Still asleep.

Charlotte: She's still sleeping while we're forced to hear Sasha getting the Life Fucked out of her by Seth?

Trump: Whatever. Obamna, Let's go and Do some shopping.

The Store....

Trump: What the Fuck are these brands? Booty-Os? Angle Milk?

Obama: look just pick some stuff out and we'll go back to the-

Trump: Hey! Sleepy Joe we are not getting all that ice cream.

Biden: I need all this ice cream. It's the only thing that I can use to charge up my Biden Blast.

............

Trump: What?

Biden: The Biden Blast is a very dangerous Power of mine. Once executed with only 0.01% output, it will nuke the entire country......

............

Obama: He's lost it.

Trump: You JUST figured that out?

Trump: End of Chapter. Make Sure to Follow MrAmbrose1 or I will build a Fucking Wall Around your house as Well. Thanks.

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