Trump: Sleepy Joe I just got a call from The Government. They have an announcement tonight.
Biden: They're not replacing me with you, are they?
Trump: I Wish. But no.
Obama: hold on a Fucking second, how are YOU getting calls from the government and not us?
Trump: Because you're Fucking ANCIENT in terms of presidency, and Sleepy Joe...... Take a guess.
CRASH!!!
Dean falls THROUGH the ceiling.
Bayley: Dean!! Are you okay?
Dean: of course I am.
Obama: HOLY SHIT!!! A wooden stake is in your back!!!
Dean simply just pulls the stake out.
Dean: Hehehe Not the first time.
Bayley: We need to get your wounds clean.
Dean: nope.
Becky: Yes!
Bayley grabs dean's arm and drags him to the car.
Seth: Sometimes Dean has to learn when enough's Enough.
Trump rolls his eyes and turns on the TV.
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Cole: Hello Welcome to The NeWs, I am your host Michael Cole. By Now I'm sure you're aware that United States President Joe Biden has been suspended because.... That can happen?
Trump: Yeah, This is the greatest week of My life.
Obama: you mean what's left of it.
Cole: I have gotten word that The United States Has Decided To REPLACE Biden for the rest of His Term. And it is official who is running.
Trump: not me guys. I wish I did.
The TV screen then says who IS running.
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Seth spits out his drink.
Seth: What?!?!
Cole: Yes, Their candidate to replace Biden is The Best in The World, Shane McMahon, and He's gaining a LOT of supporters.
Roman: You just HAD to launch the nuke last week.
Obama Then walks outside.
Trump: Obamna where are you going?
Obama: I'm going to see what this "Shane McMahon" Wants to do as president.
Shane: End of Chapter, And Pretty soon, I will be the new president, and I'll join these 3 losers and make them my slaves. Why? Because I'M the Best in The World.
