*Tendou Satori has added Ushijima Wakatoshi, Semi Eita, Yamagata Hayato, Ohira Reon, Shirabu Kenjiro, Kawanishi Taichi, and Goshiki Tsutomu to a group chat*
Reon: oh
*Tendou named the conversation "Shiratorizawa Crack House".*
Reon: OH
Semi: accurate
Reon: excuse me?
Tendou: wakatoshi said we needed a team group chat so i made one
Ushijima: Thank you, Tendou
Semi: ew punctuation
Ushijima: It is good to use punctuation.
Semi: no fuck off
Taichi: why hasn't goshiki popped up yet
Goshiki: What's that supposed to mean?
Taichi: there he is
Shirabu: why is it called "Shiratorizawa Crack House"
Tendou: we sell crack
Shirabu: we don't?
Shirabu: we're gay fucks who play volleyball
Ushijima: Shitabu please refrain from swearing.
Semi: HELP SHITABU IM CACKLING
Ushijima: My apologies, I meant Shirabu.
Tendou: DONT APOLOGIZE WAKATOSHI
Semi: I'M CRYING
Reon: hayato just snorted
Hayato: wow okay i see how it is
Hayato: reon is laughing like a dying donkey
Shirabu: it's not that funny
Taichi: it is
Taichi: it really is
Shirabu: fuck you kawanishi
Taichi: do it yourself pussy
Taichi: oh shit wait you're a bottom
*Shirabu has left the chat*
Taichi: he just screeched
Semi: HELP ME I CANT BREATHE
Ushijima: Someone please add Shirabu back.
*Tendou has added Shirabu to the chat*
Shirabu: i'm not a bottom i'm a switch
Taichi: still not a top
Shirabu: fuck off
Semi: THERE IS EYELINER RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
Tendou: i'm screenshitting this
Hayato: "screenshitting"
Tendou: shitabu was funnier
Taichi: did tsutomu die?
Goshiki; No, i'm still here
Reon: has everyone calmed down yet
Tendou: no semisemi on the floor
Semi: leave me alone it was funny
Hayato: is he high?
Semi: IM NOT
Hayato: okay...
Semi: i swear i'm not
Tendou: i want garlic bread
Taichi: what?
Tendou: i want garlic bread
Ushijima: There is an Italian restaurant not far from here, Satori. We could go together over the weekend.
Semi: satori just threw his phone
Hayato: why?
Hayato: ohhhhhhhh
Semi: yeah
Tendou: that would be amazing wakatoshi
Ushijima: Would the rest of you like to come?
Reon: is that tendou screaming?
Semi: yeah
Semi: don't mind him
Goshiki: Italian sounds good!
Taichi: i mean i totally would never date crash but since you offered why not
Ushijima: Date crash?
Hayato: 🤦
Semi: i give up
Tendou: oh yeah the entire team can come that's fine
Reon: is he okay?
Semi: i don't think so
Tendou: i'm fine
Semi: gtg satori just jumped onto my bed
Tendou: you didn't have to tell everyone
Hayato: are you guys gonna fuck?
Taichi: excuse me?
Goshiki: Are they gonna what now?
Hayato: fuck
Ushijima: Yamagata please refrain from using words like that.
Hayato: sorry wakatoshi
Semi: no we're not gonna fuck
Tendou: we're both touch starved teenagers that need a little bit of love
Reon: oh-
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A/N: yay the first chapter is done! uhhhhhhhhhhhh i really don't have anything to say except for there
might be a few irl chapters. idk yet i may just keep it as a chatfic with no irl chapters.-swiper
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Shiratorizawa Crack House || Haikyu Chatfic
Fanfiction*Tendou Satori has added Ushijima Wakatoshi, Semi Eita, Yamagata Hayato, Ohira Reon, Shirabu Kenjiro, Kawanishi Taichi, and Goshiki Tsutomu to a group chat* Reon: oh *Tendou named the conversation "Shiratorizawa Crack House". Reon: OH Semi: accurat...