Shiratorizawa Crack House
Reon: i just walked in on eita and hayato cuddling in my dorm
Tendou: oh?
Shirabu: thats gay
Taichi: shut up you're gay
Ushijima: Are Semi and Yamagata dating again?
Goshiki: Again?
Tendou: yeah, semisemi and yamayama were dating in our first year
Taichi: actually?
Tendou: yeah they were really cute
Shirabu: why'd they break up?
Tendou: i'm not exactly sure
Tendou: i think eita was having some trouble with his mental health and didn't want to hurt hayato
Goshiki: Awww 🥺
Goshiki: Thats so sweet
Reon: doesn't eita get clingy when his anxiety is bad?
Tendou: yeah but he seems fine
Goshiki: We should keep a close eye on him!
Shirabu: wow goshiki is saying something smart for once
Goshiki: HEY!
Tendou: reon are you still in your dorm?
Reon: nah im with ushiwaka
Tendou: damnit i wanted a picture
Reon: i took one
Reon: *image attached* (semi with his face in yamagata's chest, yamagata with his face in semis hair, both of them have their arms wrapped around each other)
Tendou: huh normally when semisemi and i cuddle they're in hayatos position
Taichi: i'm going to go scream into a pillow
Ushijima: They look very comfortable.
Shirabu: taichi get me a pillow too
Reon: why are they screaming in pillows?
Reon: ohhhhhhhh
Goshiki: What?
Tendou: are you thinking what i'm thinking reon?
Reon: yessir
Goshiki: What? Tell me?
Tendou: oh nothing young kouhai
Tendou: you'll figure it out eventually
Ushijima: I am also confused.
Reon: that's expected from you
Ushijima: What is that supposed to mean?
Reon: you're kinda oblivious
Ushijima: Oh.
Hayato: what are you guys talking about?
Tendou: are you and eita dating
Hayato: what? no
Hayato: give me a second i gotta back read
Ushijima: Take your time.
Hayato: reon was right
Hayato: eita is having some trouble with his anxiety
Goshiki: Why?
Shirabu: jesus kid
Shirabu: have you ever heard of minding your own business
Taichi: oooh kenjiro is getting defensive
Shirabu: shut up taichi
Hayato: coach is just stressing them out and making them feel like the entire weight of the team is resting on their shoulders
Tendou: i'm about to start a washijo hate club
Shirabu: don't do that
Tendou: why?
Shirabu: you'll just get kicked off the team
Ushijima: I agree with Shirabu.
Reon: a bird just flew into the window
Ushijima: I saw it. It was a very sad sight.
Semi: must've been a dumbass bird
Tendou: EITA
Semi: hi
Tendou: HOW ARE YOU?
Semi: tired
Semi: why are you acting like i died?
Hayato: we're just worried about you
Semi: i'm fine
Shirabu: that's what they all say
Taichi: you would know
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A/N: this story has no plot but hey that's alright. my favorite chatfic author just came back from their VERY long break so that's super duper exciting. anyway next chapter may contain some sensitive topics im not sure yet i might have changed my mind.
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Shiratorizawa Crack House || Haikyu Chatfic
Fanfiction*Tendou Satori has added Ushijima Wakatoshi, Semi Eita, Yamagata Hayato, Ohira Reon, Shirabu Kenjiro, Kawanishi Taichi, and Goshiki Tsutomu to a group chat* Reon: oh *Tendou named the conversation "Shiratorizawa Crack House". Reon: OH Semi: accurat...
