Shiratorizawa Crack House
Reon: remember the time ushiwaka called eita daddy in our first year?
Taichi: WHAT?
Semi: don't fuckin remind me
Reon: wakatoshi was feeling the daddy territory
Taichi: what does that mean?
Ushijima: Satori told me it would be funny.
Tendou: oh it was
Semi: it was not considering the fact that i had a boyfriend at the time.
Shirabu: semi-san, you're demisexual right?
Semi: yeah?
Shirabu: doesn't that mean you're only attracted to people you're close to?
Semi: yeah?
Shirabu: so did you just have a really good bond with yamagata-san in your first year or...?
Tendou: what's with all the questions kenjrooooo
Semi: nah we went to junior high together i just didn't notice my feelings until high school
Shirabu: ah
Taichi: speaking of yamagata-san
Hayato: taichi istg don't you fucking dare
Taichi: he rolled his ankle taking a shower last night
Hayato: your days are numbered kawanishi
Taichi: you know you love me
Reon: we're back in daddy territory
Goshiki: Oh.
Tendou: REON LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE YOU TRAUMATIZED THE POOR CHILD
Shirabu: so are we going to ignore what taichi said to yamagata-san
Tendou: oh shit you're right
Tendou: taichi spill
Taichi: it was a joke?
Taichi: was that not obvious?
Hayato: clearly not to them
Reon: i don't know man, seems kinda sus
Semi: never say sus again
Reon: sUs
Semi: you did that to spite me
Reon; you're right, i did
Ushijima: I can hear Satori laughing.
Tendou: i'm trying to figure out how hayato managed to roll his ankle in the shower
Hayato: i slipped
Semi: is that why i saw you hobbling around the dorms on crutches this morning?
Hayato: yeah
Semi: damn
Semi: sucks to suck
Hayato: smd
Semi: nah
Taichi: i'll do it
*Taichi has unsent a message*
Shirabu: i saw that
Taichi: i don't know what you're talking about
Tendou: damnit i was too late to see it
Goshiki: Are we going to that Italian restaurant today?
Semi: i forgot about that
Tendou: i didn't 🥲
Hayato: damn satori is depressed
Tendou: i'm not fuck off
Ushijima: Yes, we are still going to dinner tonight.
Ushijima: Eita you should invite your boyfriend.
Taichi: WOAH HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
Semi: WAKATOSHI
Ushijima: my apologies, i forgot.
Tendou: SEMISEMI YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
Semi: well you see
Semi: i did
Semi: we broke up though
Reon: so why did you freak out?
Semi: cause i didn't want you guys to know
Reon: eita, i'm wounded
Semi: good
Ushijima: When did you break up?
Semi: about a month ago
Shirabu: semi-san could i talk to you?
Semi: sure
PM between semi and shirabu
Semi: what's up?
Shirabu: do you like yamagata-san?
Semi: i'll always love hayato, but now it's more in a friend or brotherly way than it is romantically
Semi: why? you into him
Shirabu: no
Semi: alright...
Shirabu: i'm not.
Semi: i believe you
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Taichi: yeah kenjiro shoot your shot
Shirabu: fuck off
Hayato: shirabu i will never forgive you
Shirabu: the fuck
Shirabu: what did i do?
Hayato: you made eita stop playing his guitar
Hayato: he was playing gracie abrams
Semi: i'm surprised you know who she is
Hayato: LESS TALKING MORE PLAYING
Goshiki: I'm concerned for yamagata-san
Reon: we all are
Hayato: oh shit he's playing this is what the drugs are for
Ushijima: Eita it is not good to do drugs.
Hayato: i'll tell him that
Ushijima: Thank you, Hayato.
Hayato: he said "fuck off wakatoshi"
Ushijima: Oh.
Tendou: oh shit i missed a lot
Taichi: where the hell did you come from?
Tendou: hell
Hayato: i just choked on air
Hayato: eita is glaring at me help
Hayato: i don't wanna get attacked
Reon: you'll live
Hayato: REON HELP
Hayato: HE STOPPED PLAYING
Hayato: IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE
Taichi: rip yamagata-san
Hayato: TAICHI YOU LITTLE SHIT SAVE ME
Taichi: nah
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A/N: this is a filler chapter cause i've been at camp and i'm too lazy to write lovey dovey ship shit. anyway next chapter is gonna have some semishira so sit tight.
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