Shiratorizawa Crack House
Semi: am i the only one who noticed the way tsutomu was looking at date techs setter during our practice match?
Hayato: nope, i saw it too
Ushijima: They seemed to be looking at each other normally.
Tendou: tsutomuuuuu do you have something to tell us?
Goshiki: Uhh
Goshiki: No?
Shirabu: you're really bad at lying over text
Taichi: my gaydar is going off
Shirabu: we're all gay taichi
Reon: i'm not
Semi: really?
Reon: yea?
Tendou: we're getting off topic
Tendou: tsutomu?
Goshiki: Umm...
Ushijima: What is a gaydar?
Taichi: it tells me whos gay
Ushijima: oh?
Goshiki: So um basically Koganegawa and I have been seeing each other for about a month now and whenever we see eachother a during practices matches or anything like that we just get all nervous cause we feel bad if our team wins.
Taichi: damn
Taichi: i feel single
Shirabu: you are single
Tendou: awwww tsutomu why didn't you tell us?
Goshiki: I don't know..
Reon: i just found a girl crying in the club room
Hayato: what the fuck
Semi: shit
Hayato: huh
Semi: she confessed to me and i rejected her
Reon: do you have a fan club or something? that's the third one this week
Semi: i honestly have no clue why all the girls in this school are obsessed with me
Hayato: are you stupid?
Semi: what?
Hayato: let me see i wonder why all the girls like you
Hayato: you're hot asf, you can play instruments, your voice is godly, you play volleyball, and did i mention that you're hot?
Shirabu: well for starters you're one of if not the most attractive player on our team, you can sing, and you're talented
Taichi: WEEWOO WEEWOO YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE THATS MY GAYDAR GOING OFF THE CHARTS
Shirabu: fuck off
Taichi: i don't think i will
Goshiki: I just heard Kawanishi-san scream
Tendou: he probably got jumped
Hayato: he did
Hayato: i just walked in on shirabu pinning him to the ground
Reon: oh
Semi: reon is the girl still in the club room?
Reon: nope
Taichi: i'm good thanks for asking
Taichi: also yamagata-san i am hurt
Hayato: sorry?
Taichi: you should be
Shirabu: you're fine
Taichi: i'm being bullied
Ushijima: Shirabu, please be nice to Kawanishi.
Shirabu: sorry ushijima-san
Semi: how come you respect all the third years except for me?
Shirabu: cause i don't like you
Taichi: lies
Shirabu: i'll jump on you again taichi
Tendou: kinky
Hayato: no.
Hayato: restrain him
Semi: satori i'm going to the music room
Tendou: omw 🫡
Hayato: i wanna go too
Semi: you can
Semi: but that's it nobody else
Reon: eita you wound me
Semi: i invited you last time
Taichi: i want semi to serenade me
Hayato: don't we all
Semi: wtf?
Tendou: last time i asked him to serenade me he punched me
Semi: i'm not going to play my guitar on the balcony
Tendou: why notttttt
Semi: i don't need anymore people falling in love with me
Taichi: oh well kenjiro you're out of luck
Shirabu: stfu
Reon: oh?
Goshiki: You say "oh" a lot Ohira-senpai.
Reon: oh.
Goshiki: See?
Hayato: reon just asked me if he actually says oh a lot
Semi: you do
Reon: fuck off eita
Tendou: someone is getting defensive
Ushijima: Please don't be rude to each other.
Reon: sorry ushiwaka
Semi: hayato where the fuck are you?
Hayato: i'm almost there, reon is trying to sneak in behind me
Reon: i'm not i'm going somewhere completely different
Hayato: yeah okay
Semi: fucking finally
Tendou: bye bye im about to get put into a trance by semisemi
Hayato: me too 🤭
Reon: lucky bastards
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A/N: yay the next chapter is done! it will either be the third chapter or the fourth chapter but there will some slightly triggering topics. next chapter will be very semigata heavy so be prepared :)
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