Shiratorizawa Crack House
Tendou: HELLO MY BROS (and eita)
Shirabu: what the hell
Ushijima: Hello Satori.
Semi: why am i not one of your bros?
Tendou: because my sweet eita poo
Semi: don't call me that
Tendou: you are not fully a man
Semi: what.
Ushijima: I am also confused Satori.
Reon: is satori about to out eita
Tendou: nooooo of course not
Tendou: he already told everyone anyway
Semi: i'm actually so confused
Tendou: our dear eita uses he/they pronouns, there for, he is not fully a man
Taichi: what the front door
Semi: real
Ushijima: I am still confused.
Tendou: oh.
Tendou: then idk how to help you wakatoshi
Shirabu: I SAW KAWANISHI AND YAMAGATA-SAN SMOOCHING
Tendou: EHAT
Taichi: kenjiro 😀
Hayato: oh.
Shirabu: TAICHI SAID HE'D BE YAMAGATA-SANS BITCH BOY
Reon: what the fuck is a bitch boy
Goshiki: What?
Taichi: okay woah i did not say that
Taichi: what the fuck is a bitch boy
Reon: i already asked that
Shirabu: oh holy shit did you actually kiss yamagata-san?
Shirabu: i totally just made that up to get back at you
Hayato: no, kawanishi and i did not kiss
Semi: i love all of you
Tendou: awww we love you too semi semi
Shirabu: that's so fucking random
Semi: BUT IF ALL OF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES I WILL CUT OFTEN ALL OF YOUR DICKS AND FORCE FEED THEM TO YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP
Semi: IM TRYING TO WATCH HAMILTON AND LISTEN TO THE LOVELY VOICE OF MY HUSBAND LESLIE ODOM JR.
Semi: except you wakatoshi, carry on with your life
Goshiki: This is the first time I've been scared of Semi-san.
Semi: good.
Reon: oh my
Shirabu: eita calm down
Semi: make me
Shirabu: eita.
Semi: kenjiro.
Shirabu: where are you rn?
Semi: my dorm
Shirabu: omw
Taichi: YEAH GET THAT DICK KENJIRO
Shirabu: shut up
Tendou: anygayyy, let's get back to hayato and taichi
Taichi: let's not
Taichi: nothing is going on between yamagata-san and i
Goshiki: *image attached* (taichi and yamagata kissing)
Tendou: AHHHHHHHHH TAICHI
Taichi: THATS PHOTOSHOPPED
Hayato: DELETE THAT
Taichi: HOW'D YOU GET THAT
Tendou: TSUTOMU I LOVE YOU
Reon: SCREENSHOTTED
Ushijima: congratulations
Semi: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Shirabu: get that dick taichi
Taichi: don't use my words against me
Semi: what-
Semi: oh, you guys didn't know they were dating?
Tendou: YOU KNEW?
Semi: yes?
Hayato: oh, yeah, eita knew
Tendou: HOW?
Semi: i walked in on them
Tendou: oh 😏
Hayato: we weren't fucking.
Tendou: oh ☹️
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A/N: consistent updates? never heard of her.
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Shiratorizawa Crack House || Haikyu Chatfic
Fanfiction*Tendou Satori has added Ushijima Wakatoshi, Semi Eita, Yamagata Hayato, Ohira Reon, Shirabu Kenjiro, Kawanishi Taichi, and Goshiki Tsutomu to a group chat* Reon: oh *Tendou named the conversation "Shiratorizawa Crack House". Reon: OH Semi: accurat...
