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Incorrect Quotes 2

Impulse: Hey, I say we go down there, kick Grian's door in, and let them know that we're in town.
Gem: That ain't the way we do things here. We may have to go in there and run a con, drop a bug, do the smooth talking.
Impulse: Okay, you come with me, you do the smooth talking, let's go.
Gem: No, we just can't go in there and kick down Grian's door. We need a plan.
Impulse: Well who makes the plans?
Gem: Scar.
Impulse: Scar, what's the plan?
Scar:You guys are gonna go down there, kick Grian's door in, let them know you're in town.

Scar, teaching Bdubs to drive: Okay, you're driving and Cleo and Etho walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Bdubs: Oh, definitely Etho. I could never hurt Cleo.
Scar, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Iskall: Watcha got there..?
Mumbo: *petting an ostrich* A smoothie.

Gem: FWhip, keep an eye on Sausage today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
FWhip: Sure, I'd love to see Sausage get punched.
Gem: Try again.
FWhip, sighing: I will stop Sausage from getting punched.

Impulse: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?
Pearl: Ooh, yes please!
Gem, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!
Impulse: It's not a bug though...
Gem: ...
Pearl: ...
Gem: Well I still don't want to see.
Pearl, realizing: Please don't throw-
Impulse: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*

FWhip: If you water water, it grows.
Gem: ...What.
Sausage: They've got a point.