Scar: I saw a kitten today and cried so hard I almost passed out.
Cub: Are you okay? Do you need a nurse or something?
Scar: *clinging onto Cub* BUT IT WAS WEARING A LITTLE SHARK COSTUME-
Pearl: *is throwing stones at Gem's window*
Gem: You have a phone for a reason, Pearl!
*THUD*
Gem: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
Gem: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
Pearl: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.
Gem: How so?
Pearl: It makes holes.
FWhip: Why does Gem always do the laundry so loudly?
Sausage: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Gem, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
FWhip: Say no to drugs.
Sausage: Say yes to drugs.
Gem: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.
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