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uhh cw for alcohol cos theyre college kids at a party and they have alcohol oopsies


Kaeya: party at ventis dorm come asap 😁

Jean: Why're you typing like that? It's concerning.

Jean: Oh you're drunk

Kaeya: yeha 😢

Albedo: not to worry, jean. i have him under control

Albedo: kind of

Yanfei: were not allowed to have alcohol in the dorms what are you doing 😭

Yanfei: we'll get caught i know you all cant afford my services to defend you against the principal

Venti: hsut uo ifll ne fine 😒

Hu Tao: cmonn feiii

Hu Tao: u need to let loose once in a while

Yanfei: youre drunk already arent you

Yanfei: ill be omw

Keqing: me and Ganyu will be there, can i ask whos there already?

Venti: *Ganyu and I

Keqing: fuck you

Diluc: hu tao, kaeya, venti, rosaria, aether, xiao, lisa, beidou, albedo, amber, eula, childe and zhongli

Diluc: and me unfortunately

Diluc: some of them are passed out already there's probably more i can't tell

Keqing: and youre sober?

Diluc: to an extent.

Keqing: elaborate, please

Kaeya: hes had a lil too much to drink 😂

Yanfei: im here, @Hu Tao where are you?

Hu Tao: hnnnnnnhhhhhhb flooooooor

Yanfei: i can see that.

Kujou: why cant you guys be fucking sane for once 

Yae: oh please youre just as gay as they are 

Kujou: i didnt say anything about being gay????

Kujou: and youre gay too????

Thoma: you two are literally sitting next to each other with your girlfriends cuddling you on the couch. please just talk to each other and stop giving each other menacing looks.

Yae: youre homophobic 

Thoma: i have a boyfriend? 

Kujou: is the boyfriend here in the room with us?

Thoma: YES HE IS. he is standing right next to me. 

Ayaka: but thats my brother??? 

Ayaka: oh

Ayato: :)

Kujou: when did YOU get here . 

Kaeya: is there something ur not telling us thoma 🥺

Thoma: i thought ur drunk ass passed out . 

Jean: @ Barbara, Where are you? I haven't seen you all day.

Barbara: oh!! i was on a date ^-^ im in her dorm thou

Jean: what

Jean: with WHO

Barbara: errrrr.. ill tell you when shes ready !! :D

Lisa: i knew it 

Lisa: we should go on a double date sometime 

Jean: lisa youre drunk

Lisa: i can be gay when im sober too

Lisa: youre sober right now and youre still gay so what difference does that make 

Jean: whatever

Jean: anyway congrats to Barbara and her new partner! woo hoo

Childe: gay 😒

Venti: ish eveyroner hhwere yetr

Zhongli: I believe that some of us are not attending, yes?

Childe: yes!! you are absolutely correct zhongli!!! so very precise!!!!

Zhongli: Thank you, Childe. 

Hu Tao: @ Xingqiu, @Chongyun arew u guysf coming .. .. . .. i gor ysnfei drungk

Xingqiu: were not coming 

Chongyun: qiu come back to bed i miss you 

Xingqiu: ill be there, mon amour. just a sec :)

Keqing: how drunk is yanfei

Keqing: one second shes crying then the next her and hu tao started kissing 

Kaeya: i love my very good brother

Diluc: that is so true my great brother !!!

Diluc: we get along so well.

Venti: what the FUCK. 

Kaeya: oh my very good brother we should spend time together more!!

Kaeya: you are my favorite brother ever

Diluc: haha kaeya. im your only brother 😂

Lisa: WHAT 

Lisa: no way in hell they are getting along please tell me this isnt real 

Diluc: my brother !! shall we invite our friends to play games with us?

Kaeya: i believe we shall

Albedo: Their behaviours when they are intoxicated are really.. something


7:23 AM
Bennett: Good Morning everyone!!

Bennett: awe did i miss the party :(


a/n omg hi ... .. i suddenly got the urge to write again
this is like somewhat longer than the older chapters what??? 😭

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