jean: hey guysmds the professors are asking if anyones into sports because apparently hyv uni is gonna start having sports teams
keqing: i play volley
yae: what no you dont? you have to be tall to play volley right
keqing: what is that supposed to mean.
ganyu: hah she called you short
keqing: GAMYU???
ganyu: hi keqing <3
kokomi: i was in the swim team in highschool!!!
kaeya: OFC U WERE. blublublublublub 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
yoimiya: SGHDHSHHSJSN also i play volley too hehe
venti: kaeya plays basketball
kaeya: ? no i dont
venti: now ya do
kaeya: okay well venti was in track and field in highschool
venti: KAEYA DO NOT DO THIS TO ME I HAVE ASTHMA
yae: people who have asthma are weak as hell JUST BREATHEEE
kaeya: if u had asthma you would not have survived highschool
jean: ok wait just send a dm thanks
keqing: wait are we gonna be fighting against the honkai and hsr people
jean: yes one of the profs says so
yae: KEQINGS GONNA GET HER ASS KICKED LMFAO her 5ft ass is NOT surviving a game of volley WITH KAFKA
keqing: KAFKA??? THAT HOT GIRL FROM HSR??
ganyu: that what
keqing: hahdjhwjhf i mean what ALSO I AM NOT 5FT
yae: sorry i meant 5'1
venti: LDKWAOAJWFAWJF
jean: when i said send me a dm i didnt mean this
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kaeya: oh come on venti its 2023 NO ONE FINDS DEEZ NUTS JOKES FUNNY ANYMORE
jean: really, kaeya?
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kaeya: .
yae: kaeyas icon is so fucking ugly change it please
kaeya: ur just a hater !
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yae: i am! and i hate your icon
xingqiu: i know like fontaine is france or something but lynette pulls out tea every second and i feel that shes telling us shes british
lynette: xingqiu i have your wattpad account.
xingqiu: HAHA WHAT no you dont you dont right yeah you dont BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A WATTPAD ACCOUNT yeah i dont whats a wattpad
hu tao: what if this groupchat has been documented as a genshin chatfic on xingqius wattpad account and hes getting mega views votes and comments from it
yae: i bet hes writing as we speak
xingqiu: ...
keqing: yae has an ao3 account so does ningguang but were not talking about that
yae: count your days keqing
jean: wait id underatand yae but ningguang?
keqing: yeah
ningguang: KEQING. you weren't supposed to tell anyone
keqing: theyre good fics im a beta reader for ning as for yae i just guessed she'd be the type to have an ao3 account
ei: what is an "ao3"?
yae: oh dont worry about it babe
ei: okay ^^
keqing: why is it when ei asks a question about a certian media yae always goes oh dont worry about it babe and she just doesnt worry about it
sara: she always googles it after she knows what five nights of freddy's is and has possibly studied the whole lore?
ei: har
yae: im not even gonna ask
beidou: wait yo what fics does ning write
ningguang: deleting my ao3 account see u guys later
keqing: beidou ill dm you her acc
xingqiu: how much u guys wanna bet that ningguang writes beigguang or beidou x reader fics
ningguang: xingqiu lynette just gave me your wattpad account wow he does have a chatfic
xingqiu: STOP IT???
ei: whats beigguang
yae: dont worry abo wait no dont google beigguang ei no ill tell you
ei: hm
tighnari: help help help cyno just exploded
jean: WHAT
cyno: april fools look behind you
tighnari: CYNO ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE YEAR. how did you you just exploded there was blood and everything i
lyney: illusion!
cyno: yeah what he said
tighnari: NO IT LOOKED SO REAL cant you explain the blood splatter collei call my therapist
