Kaeya: I GOT A BOYFRIEND
Hu Tao: I LIVED
Keqing: i didn't even do anything
Hu Tao: YOU WERE GONNA DO SOMETHING IF GANYU AND FISCHL WERENT THERE
Keqing: okay and
Kaeya: guys
I GOT A BOYFRIEND
Venti: FUCKKK YEAHHH
Rosaria: KAEYA ALBERICH IN THE REALS PULLING EVERY MAN WHO LAYS THEIR EYES ON HIM
Diluc: Congratulations, Kaeya.
Kaeya: kay diluc i dont need your sarcasm rn i have a boyfriend
Diluc: I'm... not being sarcastic? I'm genuinely happy for you.
Kaeya: oh shit fr?
Kaeya: thanks, diluc :)
Lisa: ok wait who the fuck is your boyfriend
Albedo: It's me.
Lisa: oh DAMN
Albedo: I still need you guys to pick up your work, by the way.
Venti: were ignoring the fact he thought he was gonna get rejected at first right
Kaeya: SHUT UP
Rosaria: we have the whole thing on video
he was tearing up and everything
Kaeya: SHHHHHHHUT UP
Xiao: i hate gay people.
Venti: not what u said last night btw
Xiao: venti
Venti: yes, darling?
Xiao: run
Venti: OH MY GFAOWKFKLMGKGNGMHELFP
Zhongli: Lol.
Xiangling: HE DID NOT JUST LOL ❓😭
Zhongli: Childe told me what it meant. Lol
Childe: ahaha.. oops?
Hu Tao: get away from MY DAD
Childe: YOUR DAD is hot as fuck idk what u want from me
Hu Tao: i hate you
so much
Childe: its ok
your dad loves me
Zhongli: Lol.
Hu Tao: STOP LOL'ING
Kujou: will you two ever shut up
Hu Tao: NO???
how would YOU feel if your dad was in love with CHILDE of all people
Kujou: i dont have one
Hu Tao: oh
OH
oh my god im so sorry
Kokomi: i hope you know i have a whole arsenal of weapons in my dorm room and im not afraid to use them when i need to
Kujou: yeah
Lumine: you guys will never guess who i just saw holding hands ROMANTICALLY
GAYLY EVEN
Aether: wtf r u going on about again
Lumine: theres GAY PEOPLE IN THE SCHOOL
Aether: yeah its you LMFAO
Lumine: 😐😑😐
anyways
@FISCHL AND @BARBARA GET BACK HERE
Fischl: qwhatwthe fuck do you want
Lumine: huh???
FISCHL?????
Fischl: sorry i meant
What do you need, traveller?
Lumine: confirmation on your homosexuality
Jean: BARBARA???
Barbara: oopsies
Lisa: THE GAY PRINCESS?????
Fischl: which one we have like two
Kokomi: HEY
im a PRIESTESS not a princess
Hu Tao: literally same thing
Kokomi: NO IT IS THE FUCK NOT
i swear i will hunt you down and use every weapon i have in my arsenal and use your blood to write a 400k word fanfic of me and my girlfriend
Thoma: WHY ARE U ALL AFTER HU TAO
Hu Tao:😋
Ei: Does anyone know what a "Five Nights at Freddy" is?
Yae: babe
Ei: Yes, Miko?
Yae: kiss me
Childe: hold your horses you two
i dont think scara wants a sibling
Ei: Haha
Who?
Itto: okay so like five nights at freddy's is
Gorou: oh god please no
a/n
pppprobably last of the FUCK chapters
( also im writing more chapters 😋 trying my best guys )
i want to put shenlan here and the sumeru characters but THERES SO MANY CHARACTERS and idk how the sumeru characters act
