albedo: holy. fucking. shit.
who the HELL is SMOKING WEED behind the laboratory
i am so FUCKING TIRED of you guys doing whatever stupid fucking shenanigans you have in your GODDAMN minds behind the fucking lab
kaeya: jesus christ whatd yall do to him 😭
kazuha: 😜
albedo: hes high
@beidou get your GODDAMN SON out of here.
beidou: let him be
i did not raise a pussy
albedo: i hope you all know that i hate you all with every fiber of my being and i am praying for all of your downfalls every single fucking day
except for kaeya
kaeya: <3
okay but what did everyone do behind the lab
heizou: smoke weed w kazuha 😜
he w me rn love him sm
yoimiya: i set off a firework and accidentally aimed it towards the lab itself
hu tao: didnt hear this from me but childe tried to use hydro powers irl and threw an arrow dipped in water through a window
childe: HEY
lyney: tried to hold a magic show behind the lab and it exploded
wanderer: i threw rocks through the window until one hit albedo
albedo: who vandalized the lab
shinobu: @itto
itto: ahah
funny joke shinobu
shinobu: do i look like im joking
itto: 😓
yanfei: anyone else wanna confess their crimes?
albedo: youre not innocent either miss yanfei 😐
you go to the back of the lab often to scream at the top of your lungs
though youre a law student so i guess its excusable
yanfei: wtf is that supposed to mean 😭
hu tao: law school isnt the only thing that makes yanfei scream at the top of her lungs
childe: woah woah woah what
albedo: anyways !
thank u for sharing your crimes
id rather we leave unmentioned the different occurrences of various couples being very intimate behind the lab 🙂
thank
venti: HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO SAY THANKS
he just
thank 🙂
kaeya are you sure you want him
rosaria: LMFAO
albedo: still here, by the way
venti: oops
kaveh: uh guys
my genshin account just got banned
xingqiu: LMFAOO HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN
alhaitham: i told you not to play around with that code too much
send an email to hoyoverse im sure theyd consider
kaveh: boring
ill go to hyv hq and beg them to unban me
collei: omg publicly humiliate yourself !
alhaitham: thats not the only thing you beg for
kaveh: ALHAITHAM.
yanfei: WHATTTTT
xingqiu: UM??? HELLO????
venti: UH????
collei: WHATRTTRTRTRRT
alhaitham: hoyoverse is planning to take legal action to those who used the kaveh bug
kaveh: WAT
alhaitham: i read the post
xingqiu: 🤓
he read the 503 word post 🤓
chongyun: you counted?
xingqiu: i like counting
no
i used a website
yanfei: not defending you on this one kav !!
shinobu: yeah me neither
yelan: hey is it just me or has keqing not been sending us death threats for like a week already
hu tao: wait yeah true
hurry up purple cat girl i need my costumers
keqing: die pls
ganyu: yeah no shes been
uh how do you say this
do you guys remember those golden shrimp balls that they served last week
collei: YES OH MY GOD THOSE WERE SO GOOD
kirara: i can make some for you if you want !! >w<
tighnari: collei youre deathly allergic to shrimp
collei: it will be absolutely worth it trust
I WOULD LVOE THAT RARA !!!
tighnari: last week when you ate a golden shrimp ball you had to go to the er
collei: i lived i do not see the issue
ganyu: UM???
anyways
shes been in the closet eating those week old golden shrimp balls
keqing: no i havent
ganyu: keqing i have photo proof do not
hu tao: SHES BACK IN THE CLOSET
keqing: shut up before i shove one of these golden shrimp balls down your throat so far down it comes out of your
hu tao: KEQING.
shinobu: how exactly is she living off of those
does she run out
ganyu: no i think she like pre-ordered a ton from the cafeteria and kirara
aether: imagine if like
a magician was fucking you
and he like nuts inside of you
then he goes
sike bitch check your ear
lumine: aether we need to talk
