"DAMMIT BRO, THIS WEED AINT SHIT!"

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by austywasty

by austywasty

Austin's pov:

"I HATE PEOPLE WHO DESTROY MY WORLD!!!" I yelled, smoking a cigarette and walking into Nintendo of America. I blew smoke into Mikes face as I walked in, ready to live my best life.
"U-uhm... Austin.. that wasn't v-very nice 😔😔😔😔😔😔😰😰😰😰😰" he cried.
I ignored him and walked to the coffee machine. I knew no one else liked coffee other than Henry, so I took the whole coffee machine with me a chugged all of it. I felt rlly dizzy but I thought I was just being weird so I ran into the server rooms. I tripped over some of my OWN weed and passed out. When I woke up, I was face to face with Henry.
"Hey there. I'm a lil bored so I'm gonna kill you okay?" He said.
I tried to break free when I remembered I could lick the tape off my mouth. I did so and screamed
"Wait a second! Before you kill me... can I have a hit off some of that weed bro...???"
He looked down at me, pulled out a cigarette and tossed it into my mouth.
"Thanks dude rlly appreciate it." I sighed.
"Ofc my dude! Always here to help a brotha out." He smiled, lighting the cigarette for me.
Just then I started coughing.
"HENRY!!!!" I yelled "THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH WEED!!!"
He deadpanned "oh shit rlly? Well that works ig."
"DAMMIT BRO, THIS WEED AINT SHIT!" I screamed, crumbling up and dying.
I woke up in a strange void and looked around.
"Wait a second.... He killed me with MY weed on MY land... I won't stand for this. I can't. I need to stand up for myself! It's not right to be a bully!"

Henry's pov:

After somewhat successfully killing Austin, I took a wii into a back office and plugged it in. I made a cute little mii and named it Eteled.
"Good, now... time to see what this sanders weed is all about." I said, popping a cigarette in my mouth.
I smoked for what felt like 10 whole minutes until I began chocking
"Holy shit bro- Austin was right. There IS something wrong with my weed."
I collapsed onto the ground and lost consciousness.

*The rest of wdy goes by normal*