QnA: Bang Chan

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*Dims lights*

*On fog machine and waits patiently*

*Covers face with cloak*

Tis I, Your author who disappeared for fifty days, mwahahahahahahahahah.

Hi!

Sorry you have to wait so long.

Without any further ado, let the QnA begin.

*Plays instruments horribly*

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Q 1) How much sanity do you have left, bby?

Chan: 100% :)

Seungmin: minus 98%

Felix: Plus 20%

Chan: Thank you lix, please don't say si-

Felix: Sike

Hyunjin: Hahahahahahahahahahabah

Q 2) How many times have you been called old?

Jisung: Lemme bring my calculator

Chan: Han no,

Jeongin: Can I answer?

Chan: No, this is my dAMn question

Minho: But you're too old to remember the answer

Chan: For goodness sake -_-

Q 3) Will you marry me?

Chan: Of course, I thought we were already married?

Hyunjin: Its flirting :O

Minho: My poor eyes

Q 4) How many strands of hair do you have left?

Chan: A lot :)

Minho: in other other words, three?

Changbin: No, like 1,000,000

Seungmin: Minus 999,999

Felix: Plus 8

Jeongin: Multiplied by 0

Hyunjin: Divided by 1

Jisung: I can't Maths right now

Yin: The math wasn't mathing

Seungmin: Rip English

Q 5) Chan, what else is big?

Jeongin: His nose

Minho: His feet

Felix: His heart

Jisung: His tralala

Chan: My capacity to endure all these

Q 6) Who's your favourite child?

Chan: All of them

Jeongin: but me the most

Chan: where's the lie tho?

Q 7) Why are you letting yin in your gc?

Chan: I'm just a nice guy

Jisung: Who-

Chan: don't you dare complete that!

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And that's all for Chan
Minho's will be updated tomorrow
So STAY tuned.

Anyways hi, how are you?

Pls vote and comment

For those asking for Seungmin and Yin moments, I'll think about it

Why don't you read my Seungmin Fanfic as you wait?
*laughs shamelessly*

Cya💙

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