Description: May dalawang lasing na Tito sa kanto na naubusan ng pulutan.
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Lasing 1: O, alam mo ba?
Lasing 2: O?
Lasing 1: Alam mo ba ang PEMDAS?
Lasing 2: PEMDAS? Iyong isinusuot sa paa?
Lasing 1: Medyas iyon!
Lasing 2: ...
Lasing 1: Pero alam mo ba ang PEMDAS? P stands for?
Lasing 2: Pablo Lomo?
Lasing 1: Huwag iyon. Pogi iyon.
Lasing 2: *chucks*
Lasing 1: P stands for Pagmamahal.
Lasing 2: Ahhhh... Pagmamahal. Anong ang E? Egypt?
Lasing 1: Hindi. E as in Eggplant.
Lasing 2: Ahhhh, eggplant. Bakit walang itlog sa eggplant?
Lasing 1: Niluto ko na. Nag-crave ako ng malasadong itlog eh.
Lasing 2: *laughs again* Sige. Ano naman ang M? Mahal?
Lasing 1: Mahal?
Lasing 2: Yes, mahal?
Lasing 1: Hindi mahal. M as in Madagascar!
Lasing 2: Awit, ang sakit mo sa kilay. Bunutin ko isa-isa iyang balbon mo, makikita mo.
Lasing 1: *ignoring the other* Ano naman ang D?
Lasing 2: D? Di ka marunong makiramdam o D as in Di mo ako mahal?
Lasing 1: D as in Darna!
Lasing 2: *arms are crossed* *smiling*
Lasing 1: Ding, ang bato, DARNA!
Lasing 2: Ganda mo namang Darna, pre.
Lasing 1: A naman... alam mo ba ang A?
Lasing 2: Awit...
Lasing 1: Oo, awit *giggles childishly* *clapping his litol hands*
Lasing 2: S is for?
Lasing 1: S is forrrrrrr... uhm, fooooorrr...
Lasing 2: *laughing* Stars?
Lasing 1: Hindi. Sinigang!
Lasing 2: Ahhhh... lab mo sinigang?
Lasing 1: Oo.
Lasing 2: Awwww. Sige, labyotooooo...
Lasing 1: Ngi! Maasim ka ba?
Lasing 2: Masarap ako! Tamo, sipain kita riyan eh.
Lasing 1: Labyo. No homo.
Lasing 2: No homo. Labyo hanggang hukay.
Lasing 1: *grinning*
Lasing 2: *grinning*
Lasing 1 & 2: *burst out laughing*
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// okay, i know this is lame. i've been having problems lately but as usual, i still write even when i feel like trash. sorry about this rubbish entry.
ps: the idea came from SB19's weirduo's PEMDAS version:
P - Pangungusap
E - Engineer
M - Mystical Cave
D - Dog Show
A - Astronomical/Amazing
S - S... port [S-tell]
kbye ^__^
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Nah, Just SeKen
FanfictionThis is a SeKen dump imagines. It may be funny, cringe-y, nakakakilig at kahit ano-ano pang dump kabags dito sa aking basket. Sana mag-enjoy kayo; matatawa, kikiligin at mas mamahalin niyo pa sina Ken at Pablo.
