Ken in a job interview...
Ken: ... I think, uhm, that's all about myself, Sir.
Paulo: Okay. Why do you need this job?
Ken: *nagtataka* Po?
Paulo: Why do you need this job?
Ken: *nakaturo sa sarili* Ako po? Hindi po ba you are looking for someone na fit sa qualifications ninyo? I think the right word is that, you needed me more than I needed this job.
Paulo: *laglag ang panga*
Ken: *kampanteng sumandal pa sa inuupuan nito*
Paulo: Pardon?
Ken: Hindi po ba, you are looking for an HR assistant? That's why I applied kasi naghahanap kayo.
Paulo: Look, Mr. Suson, we're not playing here. Anyway, what can you contribute to the company if I will hire you?
Ken: Contribute agad? Kaya nga ako naghahanap ng trabaho dahil wala na akong pera tapos may ambagan pala rito?
Paulo: *frustrated* I think this interview is over. Tatawagan ka na lang namin if ever.
Ken: But, Sir...
Paulo: Thank you for your time, Mr. Suson.
Ken: *pouting* Hindi ba ako tanggap?
Paulo: To be decided pa, Sir.
Ken: *tumango* Uhm...
Paulo: Okay. Tatawagan ka na lang talaga namin.
Ken: Hiring din po ba kayo? I mean, diyan sa puso niyo? Need jowa? Need someone na caring? If yes, saan ako magpapasa?
Paulo: GET. OUT. NOW.
Ken: *dismayadong umalis*
Justin: Nyare sa'yo? Tapos na interview? Tanggap ka ba?
Ken: *nagmaktol* Hindi!
Justin: Eh? Bakit daw?
Ken: Ewan ko sa head ng HR. Maganda at honest naman ang mga sagot ko. Sayang. Pogi sana, masama naman ang ugali.
Justin: Anong sinabi niya?
Ken: *hindi sumagot* *nag-walkout*
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Nah, Just SeKen
FanfictionThis is a SeKen dump imagines. It may be funny, cringe-y, nakakakilig at kahit ano-ano pang dump kabags dito sa aking basket. Sana mag-enjoy kayo; matatawa, kikiligin at mas mamahalin niyo pa sina Ken at Pablo.
