DAMIEN
what are you talking about?
CRAIG
don't you have supernatural demonic powers?
CRAIG
you can fix this. i can't leave tweek. he needs me.
DAMIEN
you understand that my powers are limited. i can't just stop this shit from happening. trust me if i could. i would.
CRAIG
but... you can put some protection spell on me or something?
DAMIEN
........you think i'm some magical fairy light worker??? i'm the son of the devil.
DAMIEN
the only thing i can do is turn you into a platypus, shoot fire out of my hands and call upon my father. that's all he gave me.
CRAIG
.....can you call upon your father?
DAMIEN
he doesn't want to help mortals. unless he can like murder and torture them and stuff.
DAMIEN
besides my dad is not someone you want to be making deals with. he'll fuck you over.
CRAIG
fuck you damien!
DAMIEN
woah. dude. i'm just looking out for you..... my dad's fucked up.
CRAIG
....you're immortal. you don't have to worry about anything, why are you even fucking here?
DAMIEN
because pip's name is on that note. plus. you guys are my friends. you guys were the only mortals i could tolerate throughout those pointless life sucking years of school.
DAMIEN
...... i don't want you guys to die. definitely not pip and not you either. none of you. and if i see the the infidel who is doing this i will surely kill them on sight. but there's nothing i can do for you now. sorry. just keep an eye out and be careful..... it's all i can say.
****damien walks back into the room as craig stands there in deep thought then follows back in soon after.
KYLE
what the fuck do we do?
TWEEK
GRRAH!!!!!!
****suddenly they hear a knock from the front door, craig gets up to answer it (foolishly)
TWEEK
GAHHH!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!! don't answer it!!! AaHH!! ur next man!!! UR NEXT!
CRAIG
damien you answer it.
DAMIEN
fine.
****damien walks down stairs to answer the door, everyone follows and huddles up on the staircase anxiously. damien opens the door...
DAMIEN
......just some annoying ass theater kid.
GREGORY
ugh. rude!! mind you i was just in ethiopia-
****damien yawns loudly, causing gregory to stop talking in annoyance...
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