****last night damien agreed to stay up and keep watch again. but since he got no sleep the night prior he accidentally fell asleep this time instead of keeping watch. luckily nothing happened during the night but that didn't stop cartman from being dickhead about it.
CARTMAN
we can't trust damien anymore, you guys. he doesn't take his job seriously.
PIP
...
CARTMAN
why do you even like this dude, pip? he's such a fucking fag-
****pip punches cartman in the face knocking him back. damien as well as everyone else were shocked.
CARTMAN
OW! FUCK WAS THAT FOR???
DAMIEN
pip??????
CHRISTOPHE
that was out of nowhere.
KYLE
good going pip! :))
PIP
you need to shut the hell up eric!!!!
PIP
you're literally so fucking annoying and always pushing your tomfoolery to the limit!
PIP
like good heavens! it was just an accident. damien didn't mean nor want to fall asleep. it just happened...
PIP
and if you're the fucking expert on staying up all night two nights in a row? how about you do it next time! fat boy.
CARTMAN
...
CARTMAN
......FINE!!! WHATEVER PIP! YOU FRENCH PIECE OF SHIT. IF DAMIEN WASN'T THE LITERAL SPAWN OF SATAN I WOULD TOTALLY BEAT YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW.
CARTMAN
AND I COULD TOTALLY STAY UP WAYYYY LONGER THAN DAMIEN'S FRUITY'S ASS. YOU TOO DOGPOO. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES.
****cartman stomps out of the room
DOGPOO
damn what did i do?
STAN
kick ass dude!
CRAIG
wow.... pip really does kicks ass.
CHRISTOPHE
i'm proud of you pip.
KYLE
yeah that fatass had it coming!
PIP
well thank you gentlemen!
****cartman walks back into the room, holding a tissue to his bloody nose.
CARTMAN
wow you dick bags weren't even going to come after me what if i got fucking kidnapped?? what if i'm next on the fucking list????
TWEEK
GAH??? WAIT...... GaAhH! WHO'S NEXT ONE THE LIST???? MOLE!!!!
****christophe takes out the note and reads it out loud...
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kyle (skipped)
kenny
YOU ARE READING
FOREIGN ADULTS (south park au)
Fanfiction!!!!!!THIS IS A SEQUEL TO MY FOREIGN KIDS (south park au) FANFICTION. READ THAT BEFORE THIS OR BE CONFUSED!!!!!!!! it's been eleven years since they took down the white house cult. everyone had gone their separate ways, everything was different now...
