!!!!!!THIS IS A SEQUEL TO MY FOREIGN KIDS (south park au) FANFICTION. READ THAT BEFORE THIS OR BE CONFUSED!!!!!!!!
it's been eleven years since they took down the white house cult. everyone had gone their separate ways, everything was different now...
AND SHUT THE FUCK UP DOGPOO!!!! NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU!!!!
KENNY
i do
DOGPOO
i literally didn't say anything...
CARTMAN
I KNOW. YOU JUST PISS ME OFF.
CARTMAN
ANYWAYS THIS WAS ALL MY ORIGINAL FUCKING IDEA!!!! YOU BUTTFUCKING ASSHOLE.
DAMIEN
well, i'm pretty sure i saw this in the film... the gas filling up a room, the tapes, the puppet-
CARTMAN
WELL THEN THEY PROBABLY STOLE THAT SHIT FROM ME!!!!!!
PIP
well eric, the movie been out for 18 years.... so.
STAN
wait. dude. you did all this because we forgot your birthday???
KENNY
three fucking years ago.
CARTMAN
......yeah. yeah. pretty much.
TWEEK
GhAAHHH!!!
DOGPOO
dude that's fucked up.....
GREGORY
i agree! this is unbelievably unethical, right wendy!
WENDY
yeah!! fuck you cartman!
CARTMAN
no. fuck you wendy!!! this shit was funny. i don't care.
BUTTERS
let's just go fellers... if i'm not at my dorm for my father's weekly checkups on me. he's going to ground me!!!!
STAN
but butters you moved out like 3 years ago?
BUTTERS
yeah..... but he still grounds me. if i'm misbehaving! like i always am! shame on me!
KENNY
that's fucked...
****everyone starts leaving. kyle stays, unbelievably furious at cartman.
KYLE
it's literally taking everything in my body to not beat the shit out of you again.
CARTMAN
fucking do it kyle
****stan turns back and basically drags kyle out of the attic.
KYLE
you know fucking what cartman!!!!! i will!!! i'll come back to finish the fight!!!!!
KYLE
i'll make damn sure of it!!!!
KYLE
you and me asshole!!!!
****everyone leaves cartman up there beaten up and holding his bloody nose, he pulls out a security remote he was hiding in his pocket and turns off the security system, the metal fortress around the house subsides and there is sunlight leaking through the windows once again.
CARTMAN
that was sweet.
****everyone grabs their stuff to go their separate ways but before everyone leaves, kyle needs to do a speech... it's his brand
KYLE
you know... i learned something this past week. no matter how much we grow apart or how far we move away. we will always be a part of each other. whether that be because of a fat fuck who can't get over a simple mistake that happened 3 fucking years ago or a cult who may or may not come back to haunt us-
GREGORY
or simply memories of faraway past
KYLE
yeah sure that too... what i'm saying is no matter how old we get no matter how far away we are from each other. let's always keep in touch alright. even with the fatass. all of us. until our last breath.
KYLE
do we all agree?
****everyone nods and agrees, stan, butters, and pip are all tearing up
STAN
alright... till next time cartman decides to scare the shit out of us.
****stan pats kyle's back as everyone says their goodbyes and goes on their ways. keeping in contact from now on. forever best friends! </3... until the camera pans to a cult member watching them all leave cartman's house from a distance. the cult member dials up a number, the number answers
UNKNOWN CULT MEMBER
president garrison.... the deal is off....
****the unknown cult member hangs up the phone and continues lurking in the shadows.. plotting their revenge.
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