GREGORY
oh good heavens!
CRAIG
what the hell is even that?
TWEEK
AHH!!!!!
TWEEK
it's all my fault!!!!!!!!!!! oh god!!!
****craig puts his arm around tweek to calm him down as kyle walks up to cartman angrily.
KYLE
this isn't funny fatass.
KYLE
turn off the goddamn home security. they're trying to get help.
CARTMAN
and you think i did this kyle?????
KYLE
i wouldn't put it past you.
CARTMAN
fuck you! you stupid jew! some things never change! like kyle always blaming me! i'm just as much of a victim as you are in this situation!!!
STAN
guys please shut the fuck up!
CRAIG
i'll just call the police. then.
****craig looks around for his phone.
CRAIG
i swear.... i left it right here.....
CRAIG
gregory can i use your phone?
****gregory checks his pockets
GREGORY
uh....... well unfortunately i can't find mine as well.....
CHRISTOPHE
holy shit. they took our god damn phones.
CHRISTOPHE
we're dead.
TWEEK
GAHHH!!!???
PIP
no we're not! we have to stay positive! we're going to be fine!
STAN
shut up pip.
PIP
right-o
DOGPOO
maybe there's a landline around here or something.
DOGPOO
do you have a landline cartman?
CARTMAN
no.... that shit is ancient as fuck.....
CRAIG
fuck.
CHRISTOPHE
we're going to have to come up with another plan. if we are going to survive this.
CHRISTOPHE
...we need someone to stay up and keep watch tonight so nobody gets kidnapped.
DAMIEN
i will.
CHRISTOPHE
excellent.
~~*—-DAY 3: CRAIG—-*~~
****later that night, everyone except pip and damien are fast asleep.
PIP
do you think they're ok, damien?
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