KYLE
cartman????
KYLE
CARTMAN?
****he starts getting worried, thoughts racing. until all the sudden he feels a hand on his shoulder, terrified he turns around.
CARTMAN
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH U SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR DUMBASS FACE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHHAS
KYLE
SHUT THE FUCK UP CARTMAN!!!! THIS ISN'T SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT!!!!
****cut to everyone upstairs
STAN
here they go again.
****cut back
CARTMAN
well i'm sorry kyle i was just trying to lighten the fucking mood, remember what i told you.... i'm scared... deep down....
KYLE
..........whatever
KYLE
just.... look.. everyone is hungry.. no one wants to cook. you do it.
KYLE
....and cook something vegan for gregory and wendy.
CARTMAN
it's seems like you're only making me cook food because i'm fat.... well that's fat-phobic kyle and i'll cancel you on twitter.
KYLE
oh here we fucking go.
KYLE
just get your fatass up there and cook us breakfast.
****out of fucking nowhere pc principal appears
PC PRINCIPAL
wow..... just wow...... i thought you were better than this kyle.
CARTMAN
HAHAHAHAHAHA DUMB JEW!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
KYLE
but.....
PC PRINCIPAL
BRO!! JUST BECAUSE ERIC OVER HERE IS FAT DOESN'T MEAN HE IS OBSESSED WITH FOOD NOR IS OBLIGATED TO MAKE YOU FOOD. THAT IS A VERY. VERY!! FAT-PHOBIC STATEMENT FROM YOU AND I DO NOT TOLERATE THAT. EVER! BRO!!
KYLE
b-but.... he literally just called me a dumb jew???????
PC PRINCIPAL
...
PC PRINCIPAL
so you're saying just because someone is racist, antisemitic, sexist, and annoying means that you can FAT SHAME THEM!!!
KYLE
uh... kinda
****pc principal slaps kyle
PC PRINCIPAL
that is for all the fat people in the world. brah.... how'd it feel!!! don't ever do that shit again you hear me!!!!!!!!!
****pc principal crosses his arms and walks away backwards disappearing into the darkness of the basement
CARTMAN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KYLE
damn... we literally graduated like 3 years ago what the hell is he still doing hanging around us.....
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