goofy little chapter (memes && incorrect quotes)
Chaya: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Jihwan: How can you still say that?
Chariya: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.Hyeonggeun: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Lee: I do have a sense of humor you know
Hyeonggeun: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Lee: I’ve never heard you say anything funnyDove: How do I deal with my enemies?
Lee: Kill them
Dove: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Lee: Uh- Kill them only a little?Junho: Someone will die.
Chaya: Of fun!Gyubin: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Mingxia: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Gyubin: No! Four to five seconds!
Mingxia: Too late!!!Chaya: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Junho: Killed without hesitation.
Chaya: No.Jihwan and Sarang sitting in jail together*
Sarang: So who should we call?
Jihwan: I’d call Aerin, but I feel safer in jail.Mingxia: Tell Dove about the birds and the bees.
Jaehwa: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.Chaya: Good morning.
Miyoung: Good morning.
Dove: Good morning.
Miyoung: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Harin: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERSDove: Hewwo.
Mingxia: Hihiiiiii!
Aerin: Greetings, Humans.
Jihwan: Three kinds of people.
Hyeonggeun: I want pudding.
Jihwan: Four kinds of people.
Harin: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Jihwan: Five kinds of people.Jaehwa: You are so precious.
Dove: Aw, no you!
Jaehwa: *dies*Miyoung: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Harin: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Aerin: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Harin, learn to listen.
Gyubin: What if it bites itself and I die?
Miyoung: That’s voodoo.
Mingxia: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Aerin: That’s correlation, not causation.
Jaehwa: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Miyoung: That’s kinky.
Aerin: Oh my God.Hyeonggeun: You seem familiar, have I muted you before?
Sarang: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them.
Junho, struggling to keep upright in 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Sarang, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.Gyubin: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Mingxia: Wednesay
Gyubin: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexibleJihwan: *casually living his life*
Chaya: HUG!
Jihwan: i- okay.
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