In court...
Judge: So Madea, if you don't want to go to Prison, you will be with the royal siblings for the whole week.
Madea- The hell i am ! Oh ho ho ho hell no! I got a brother to take care of and a nephew to watch
Judge: Then how about you tell them to come over at their castle to stay for the weekend?
Madea- listen im having a rough day beatin yo officers asses and-
Savy: It's okay Madea, okay, we'll take her in our custody Miss judge.
Judge: Thank you princess. Case closed. *slams gavel*
Issac: The whole week? Augh! Now we're going to miss Halloween today!
Madea- say something else so i Can slap you silly
Issac: Sorry.
Markus: So what are you dressed as Savy?
Savy: I'm the girl from the fantastic four.
Chaz: Not bad sis, guess what I'm dressed as.
Madea- who are you son ,my lord jesus thats a good looking shark head
Chaz: I'm Chaz, and guess what I'm dressed as.
Issac: You look like Aquaman.
Chaz: Correct.
Madea- aquaman ain't got no shark head boy you must be crazy
Chaz: Sorry, I want to impress Blitz.
Derek: Well let's head to the castle, our lovers are going to be there waiting for us.
Madea sees a young giril
Madea- excuse me ,who is this
Savy looks: Oh hi Mr Lawrence!
Lawrence: Hi Princess, I was hoping you can watch over my daughter Shelby, she wanted to go to that sorority party but I told her no.
Shelby: Whatever dad.
Madea- um excuse me sir but i know your daughter did not just sassed you
Lawrence: I know, so I was hoping you can watch over my daughter for the night while I'm going to work.
Shelby: With the royals?! Are you serious dad?!
Lawrence: Yes I'm serious sweetie.
Madea- Oh hell no! Its bad enough im staying with them ill kill that littke girl if she crosses me !
Lawrence: Well I should go, see you soon Shelby. *as he went in the car and left*
Shelby scoffs: Can't believe I'm stuck with the royals now.
Time skip...
In the car Savy drives as Madea sits up front
Madea calls her friends*
Madea-there. I told bam & hattie to watch joe for me
Markus: Awww, I want to meet Bam and Hattie, I'm a big fan of Hattie from Love thy neighborhood.
Florabelle: Yeah, my favorite part is this episode where Hattie called you so you can beat up Phillip.
Madea- its nice you kids worship me but im trying to get this night over it.
Chaz: Well if you want some company, you can invite Hattie, Joe and Bam to come over.
Markus: Pretty please.....
Madea sighed-ok ok fine
Madea calls them"
Shelby chews on her gum*
Shelby sassily speaks to savy
Shelby: I know you, you just don't have the guts to scold me bitch!
Madea- little girl you dont talk to a grown up like that & stop popping that gum
Shelby: Ugh whatever. *pops her bubblegum*
Savy: Madea it's okay.
Madea- no its not. A little baby like her should not talk to you like that
Shelby: I'm not a baby bitch!
Madea- little girl watch that trash mouth of yours
Shelby: Heh, whatever old lady.
Madea- little girl , listen, imma ask you one more time to stop popping that gum!
Shelby: Or else what?
Issac speaks to madea about her adventures
Issac: Madea, let's calm down and talk about your adventures.
Madea-( sighs ) like what kind ?
Derek: Like how you help your granddaughter with her bad husband who cheated on her with a slut.
Madea- oh that *giggles* you saw the chainsaw part ?
Vincent: Heck yeah it was awesome!
Madea- well let me tell yall something there is a limit of how much someone' crap i can take-(hears shelby's gum and gets annoyed ) little girl if you dont stop popping that gum !
The siblings are worried*
Shelby rolled her eyes*
Shelby- look ! If you touch me im gonna call 911!
Madea- my daughter tried that i hit her so hard she dialed 9910 !
They are shocked*
Issac: Whoa, I better tell this to my wife, she'll be amazed.
Shelby took off her earrings- you dont know me , ill whoop an old woman
madea looked shocked & angry- what ? Who the hell do you think you're talking to ?
Markus: It's going down!
Zack: Oh boy...
Chaz: Yeah do it!
Shelby- I'm talking to you !
Madea looked like shes pissed off now
Savy: Uh oh...
Shelby- you think im playing ?
Madea- thats it !
Madea took off her seatbelt , ran to the back and started slapping the hell out of shelby
Derek: Ah!
Markus: Calm down Madea!
Savy: I'm trying to drive!
Madea- Shut up ! Shut up ! She kept slapping shelby
Chaz: Whoo! World star!!
Issac: Yeah!!
The car swerves on the road
Savy: Ahh! Oh boy, let's hope my husband and the others wait for us at the castle.
Zack: Yeah sis.
Madea- now little girl you better sit down shut upand put your reatbelt on right now !
The slapped and embarrassed shelby puts her seatbelt on
Savy: Oh my.
Vincent: That's awesome!
Madea- I dont know whats wrog with yall being scared of that little girl i oughta slap you silly like i did with her !
Derek: Cool!
Savy calms down and drives*
YOU ARE READING
Boo Madea
HumorToday is Halloween and the heroes are excited, except for Savy, her siblings, Chaz, Pentious, Angel and Robot boy who are going to watch over Madea into their custody for the weekend, what's worse Shelby's father wants them to watch over his daughte...
