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tess - little mermaid
niamh - viper
vivi - vimto
theo - nott
enzo - sweetheart
pansy - flower
mattheo - mattheo
blaise - cocky shite
draco - ferret
sweetheart
guys
mattheo
what'd you want?
cocky shite
what did you do?
sweetheart
why do you always assume
i've done something wrong?
ferret
because you usually have
nott
oh, i can't wait
what did you get yourself into?
flower
not again, omds
viper
i'm guessing this is a
regular occurrence
little mermaid
it's too early for this bs
mattheo
it's five in the afternoon???
little mermaid
oh
vimto
tess, the lievr of mh life
apple of mt life, my one and only
little mermaid
you can have it, i've read it
vimto
YAYA
sweetheart
guys.
i'm stuck in the forbidden forest
ferret
istg if you were shitting out there
again
mattheo
i'm not going to get him
this time
vimto
i'm scared
is this like an everyday thing?
viper
we have plenty of toilets
they literally clean themselves
what need do you have to use the
forest as a lavatory?
little mermaid
this shit never happens to us
viper
because we have great hygiene
vimto
this shit does happen
remember when-
little mermaid
SHUSH
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
viper
let me stop you right there.
sweetheart
CAN SOMEONE COME SAVE ME
I'M STUCK IN A FUCKING TREE
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t.aldair
you holding that phone w
ur mouth or what?
i swear you were meant to go
and get enzo
tnott
i was getting him
but then a little birdie
told me a certain girl
has a thing for hands and
who am i to deprive her of that?
t.aldair
huh.
mistakes were made.
tess - blossom 🌷
niamh - cleo 🫧
vivi - madoc's love child 🧌
blossom 🌷
HIS HANDS
madoc's love child 🧌
hands?
cleo 🫧
hands.
blossom 🌷
i don't like him, but fuck me,
he has perfect hands.
madoc's love child 🧌
you crave love but reject
it as soon as you can at
the first sign of it
cleo 🫧
leave it viv
blossom 🌷
first of all, he's an arse
second, he sleeps around
third, i don't like him
madoc's love child 🧌
you two would have cute kids
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tnott
study date?
think i should join, you
are my tutor after all :))
t.aldair
you are not joining
i just got them settled
and if you get here, they're just
gonna ogle you instead of doing
what they're meant to.
tnott
you sound jealous, cara mia
don't worry, i only have eyes for you
i belong to you, my heart and soul.
t.aldair
i am not jealous.
also, i don't want you, and
you don't want me.
tnott
very convincing, sereia
is that why you still wear the bracelet
i gave you?
t.aldair
don't call me that.
do you do this to every girl
you want to get in bed with or?
tnott
that wasn't very nice, love.
i've been very nice to you
i even posted a picture of my hands
after i heard you had a thing for them
t.aldair
your hands make me want to
gag.
tnott
on this dick?
t.aldair
shut up nott.
tnott
yes ma'am 🫡
𝐥𝐚𝐚𝐢𝐛𝐚𝐡 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 ✷
i don't even care if no one likes this
book, i love my babies 🤭🤭
YOU ARE READING
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