𝐈'𝐦 𝐒𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐘𝐨𝐮 [ ℝ𝕦𝕤ℂ𝕒𝕟 ]

𝔽𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝔻𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕣

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I went in the kitchen with Ukraine to cook dinner , of course we closed the door before going . But anyways . .

"So, what we gonna cook for dinner? " Ukraine asks .

"I don't know, maybe we should make a Canadian plate." I suggest .

"Mhm . . Okay but can we search on your phone mine has a low battery . (/ω＼)" Ukraine replies .

"Okay! Just let me get it I forget it in my bedroom.. " I say .

"It's fine. " She says .

"Be right back. " I walked upstairs and met China there .

"Oh Russia . " He interrupts me .

"Mhm ? " I reply and turn to look at him .

"Is you father will be there for dinner ? " China asks .

"Yeah why ? " I answer.

"Nothing , just making sure . "

"Oooh~ you sure it's that and not something like . . I don't know . . A crush~" I smirk as he blushes .

"W-what no! " He defends himself .

(YES I SHIP USSR x CHINA AND?)

"Mhm.. You said no but your face say otherwise. " I say and laugh .

"Sh-shut up... 混蛋. " He says and cover his red face .

But before I could continue teasing , someone came for behind .

"What y'all talking about? ─"

"AAH!! " We screamed , Me and China. We turn and sigh in relief to only see Kazakhstan and not Belarus , because Belarus is kinda . . Creepy (Every little sister are creepy)

"Kazakhstan! My god, don't do that ever again." China says as he try to catch his breath .

"Not my fault if you guys are freaking out for nothing . " Kazakhstan reply , we glared at him and I said : "We're not freaking out for nothing , we are scared because of Belarus . "

"Why ? " He asks .

"One word; Potatoes . " I answer .

"Oh . . " He replies .

"Anyways , Mongolia gonna eat dinner with us. " Kazakhstan says .

"And sleep with you in the same bed~? " China teases .

"I─" before he could speak , I interrupt him .

"Oohh ~ Did someone does some secret thing with their secret lover ~? " I say .

"What about you and Serbia ~ ? " Kazakhstan replies .

"How many times I need to explain , I'm aromantic and I don't like Serbia , he's a good friend but we're just friend . " I say , annoyed .

It's not the first time they're shipping me with all my friend , I didn't have a lot and it's just my dad's old friend . I may be homosexual but I'm ( not , he's gay . ) aromantic , I'm not bisexual , gay or anything I swear .

"Okay , calm down bro , why are you guys doing , anyways ? " Kazakhstan asks .

"I was looking for my phone , then China interrupted me to talk . " I answer .

"Oh 'Kay , anyways , what we'll eat this evening ? " Kazakhstan asks an another question , again .

"Oh , Poutine ! " I answer .

"What the fuck is Poutine ? " China replies .

"Canadian food . " I simply answer .

"For your lover ~ ? " Kazakhstan teases .

"Go get bitch somewhere else , asshole . " I say .

I walked away ignoring what they were saying in the hallway and went in my bedroom and took my phone on my nigh stand and walked back to Ukraine who was waiting for me in the kitchen . And strangely everyone is gone.. I mean it's very quiet , weird family .

"*sigh* finally peace , so what for Dinner ? "

"Poutine is one of Canadian traditional food . " (I'm someone low in culture ('༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ ')) I say as I scroll on my phone reading the ingredients .

"So what it's saying ? " She asks .

"3 Tbsp cornstarch? What the fuck is this . " I say .

"You can't translate? " Ukraine asks .

"Of course I can't translate I'm Russian, dummy. " I answer .

. . .

"Dinner's ready ! " Ukraine yells .

"Great ." My father says , appearing like nothing happened .

"Mhm . . What that's familiar smell ? " Canada asks .

"We made Poutine . " Ukraine says .

"OH REALLY ? " He asks with a shocked expression on his .

"Yep . "

"Thank you guys ! " He said smiling and I felt my face heating but just ignore it .

Anyways , everyone got in table expect my father bothering me flying around the table , he's lucky he's a ghost because if he wasn't I'll make sure it was the last time he fly around me . But expect this everything went good .

"Daddy , can you give me the salt please ? " Kazakhstan asks .

But , Mongolia and my father touched together the salt and make a eye contact .

"I'm his dad. Where the fuck are you giving him the salt ? " He glares at him with a dead glare .

"Uhh-h well uhmm . . " Mongolia starts sweating .

"Because sometimes Mongolia top Kazakhstan . " Belarus says and run upstairs .

"BELARUS ! " Kazakhstan yells and run after her .

"YOU LITTLE─ " Father says , pointing a knife at him .

Me and china tried to stop Father but this happened .

"DAD STOP ! " Ukraine yells .

"Please , Mr. USSR listen to your children , it's one of your worker you are menacing. " China says , trying to help .

"Why don't you listen to your daddy, papa ? " I said and Father stopped and got more redder than his skin color .

"... "

" WHAT ?! " China yells frustrated .

"OOOooOhh~!! " Belarus replies .

"PRIDE!! " Kazakhstan scream .

"What the fuck is happening ? . . . " Canada commented .

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I need to make a book about
"How To Hide A Dead body . "
Also I never thought
I'll update this chapter ..
I didn't verify if I made grammar mistakes