Ride the Cyclone Stuff

Incorrect Quotes 6

Ocean: What do you do if someone offers you drugs?

Noel: Take them!

Constance: Punch them in the neck!

Ricky: Say thank you!

Mischa: Offer more to assert dominance!

Ocean: No.

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Ricky: Where are Noel and Mischa?

Penny: In the closet.

Ricky: I knew it! Ocean, you owe me ten dollars.

Ocean: No, they're...literally sat in the closet over there.

Noel, from a distance: We're gay for real though, so it's ok!

Ricky: My ten dollars, Ocean?

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Ocean: I’m telling you, my team is competent.

Mischa, rushing in: Ocean! Noel tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

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Ricky: What’s up with Constance? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Noel: She's just a little overwhelmed.

Ricky: Why?

Noel: Ocean smiled at them.

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Noel: If I die, you can have what little I own.

Ocean: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?

Noel: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.

Ocean:

Ocean: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.

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Penny: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.

Penny: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

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*The choir with cigarettes*
Mischa: I smoke regularly.

Noel: I smoke sparingly.

Constance: I smoked once, but I didn't care for it.

Ricky: I've never smoked, but the idea intrigues me.

Penny: I've never smoked, and I refuse to do so.

Ocean: What's a cigarette?

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Penny: What type of dog is this?

Constance: That’s a tortoise.

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Mischa: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Noel: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Ricky: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

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Mischa: Why are you smiling?

Noel: What? I can’t just be happy?

Constance: Ocean tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Noel: How do you know how to kiss? Like, who teaches you?

Mischa: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.

Mischa: Would you like me to tutor you?

Constance: That was smooth.