Ride the Cyclone Stuff

Incorrect Quotes 8

*at a sleepover*

Ocean: My mom is calling… hi mom.

Constance: Come on guys, stop. They’re trying to talk to their mom.

Noel: *loud fake sexual noises*

Mischa: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Ricky: *is asleep*

Penny: *gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.

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Noel, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Mischa: Hey.

Penny: Hi.

Constance: Hello.

Ocean: Hey!

Noel: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Ricky: We were out of Doritos.

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Ricky, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true, WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

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Ocean: What’s it like being tall? Is it nice? Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Mischa: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Noel: Come on, that was one time!

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Ricky, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Ricky, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?

Ricky: Somebody moved my M&M's, and if I don't find them in the next 15 minutes, I am going to start killing.

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Penny: Good morning!

Mischa: Is it? Is it really?

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Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.

Ricky: Which one? I have six.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

Ricky: Which one? I have six.

Ocean, distantly: HEY!!!

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*Mischa rushes by with an armful of water bottles*

Ocean: What's going on?

Noel: Mischa wouldn't drink water.

Ocean: ...And?

Noel: And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle.

Mischa, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

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Constance: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.

Ricky: Voldemort?

Constance: No.

Ricky: Is it Voldemort?

Constance: It's not Voldemort.

Ricky: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.

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Mischa: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.