Are you clever or just a plain old nutcrack? Answer some of these un-answerable questions and prove me wrong :)
1. At a movie theater: which armrest is yours?
2. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
3. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
4. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does the rest drown too?
5. Why isn’t number 11 pronounced onety one?
6. Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on?
7. Why is it called a drive through if you have to stop?
8. What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
9. Why do they call it “taking a dump”? Shouldn’t it be “leaving a dump”?
10. Can blind people see their dreams?
11. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
12. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
13. Would a fly without wings be called walk?
14. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
15. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
16. If Mars had earthquakes, would they be called marsquakes?
17. Can you still say “Put it where the sun doesn’t shine” on a nude beach?
18. Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?
19. If ghost can walk through walls and glide downstairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
20. When lightning strikes the ocean, why won’t all the fish die?
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