Trolls band together oneshots(mostly broppy)

Soap gobler Poppy

Idk why but I feel like outta all the trolls we know, poppy would eat soap for some odd reason.
Branch ran out his bunker and ran to where Poppy,Viva,and brozone were at.
Branch: *Panting*
Poppy: Branch was wrong?
Branch: Come on I have to show you guys something!*Grabs poppy*
Poppy: GUYS COME ON!
Brozone and viva followed Branch and poppy to branch's bunker.
Branch: Ok so I made something that will save your life!
Viva: what?
Branch went into his lab and grabbed something
Poppy: Branch what is this?
Branch: Soap!
Everyone just stared at branch confused.
Spruce: Branch,I know you're trying to help...But everyone uses soap..It's in all of the stores here..
Branch: No guys listen!This soap is special!It's called "comestible soap"It has 100% sanitary,and you can use it to clean up any mess and your body, even certain...parts.
Jd: What kind of certain parts?🤨
Branch: Um😐
Clay: Like your balls or pus-
Viva slapped her hand over clays mouth before he could finish his sentence.
Viva: Don't.Say.It!
Clay mumbled "yes ma'm"😐
Spruce: That's a very beautiful creation!
Poppy wasn't really listening do to she can't here much under all that hair she has so.She didn't here what it was used for.
Branch: Here poppy *Passes it to poppy*
Poppy: *Eats It*
Viva: POPPY?!
Poppy: Huh?
Viva: SPIT IT OUT
Viva slapped poppy across her head
Poppy: OWWW WTFFF???!!!!!!
Viva: POPPY YOU HAVE A BRAIN SO USE IT!WHAT GAVE YOU THE IDEA TO EAT SOAP THATS FOR YOUR BODY AND TO CLEAN STUFF???!!!
Poppy: I COULDNT HEAR BRANCH,AND HE SAID IT WAS EDIBLE!!!!
Branch: no I didn't...
Poppy: comestible means edible😒
Viva: Oml
Branch: WAIT WHAT?!
Viva: *Pulls out a Spanish dictionary*Oh yep says it right here😯*Hands branch the dictionary*
Branch: Oh...
Poppy: YEAH SO VIVA STOP FCKING HITTING ME FOR NO DAYUM REASON‼️‼️‼️
Viva was silent and so was brozone they never thought poppy would say that or even knew that.
Poppy: AND NEXT TIME BRANCH LOOK UP THE MEANING OF WORDSSSS‼️‼️‼️
Branch: Got it captain🫡
Poppy: Now I have a party to plan... tootles!*Kisses branch and hugs viva and brozone and leaves out the bunker*
Spruce: What just happened...??
Jd: Idk even know atp...
Branch: My wife just cursed and ate soap...
Viva: I think she's gonna be high again🥲
Clay: Lol😂
Viva: *Grabs Clay by the neck*Stfu Clay, or else I'll beat the living shit outta of you again!😡
Clay: Ok..😰
Jd: IM DEADD😭😭
Viva: Your next Jd!🤬
Jd: Oh my-