new names! (oh fuck no)

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(Marker and Yellow Face are online)

Yellow Face: Have you ever been bored with your name in a group chat, and wanted to spice it up?

Marker: no /lh

Yellow Face: Then buy our- OH

Marker: im making everyones new nicknames rn

Yellow Face: WHATS MINE???

Marker: you are just the smiling emoji

Marker: like this one

(Marker has changed Yellow Face's name to 🙂)

🙂: OK WOW

Marker: ill put everyone else's in late at night so they won't know until tomorrow

🙂: SOUNDS CRAZY

🙂: SEE YOU THEN

(🙂 is offline)

Marker: 😈

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(Marker, last cishet left, ❤️stapy's girlboss❤️, 💙foldy's malewife💙, and 🌈attention seeker are online)

last cishet left: Umm...

💙foldy's malewife💙: LMAO THESE ARE SO TRUE

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: I- How am I a girlboss?

🌈attention seeker: bfb 11?

❤️stapy's girlboss❤: Oh right

last cishet left: I am more concerned that I'm considered the LAST cishet left. What happened to all the others?

🌈attention seeker: there were never other cishets, it was only you fries

🌈attention seeker: and before you ask how i knew it was you, its in your texting style

(🙂 is online)

🙂: WHAT ABOUT ME?!

Marker: arent u aroace

🙂: oh right i forgor 💀

Marker: lmao how

🙂: IDK OK

💙foldy's malewife💙: this is why ur my best friend marker

last cishet left: Wait what about Foldy?

❤️stapy's girlboss❤: Fries we are literally dating

last cishet left: Oh right I frogot.

last cishet left: *forgot

Marker: FROGOT LMAO

💙foldy's malewife💙: ah yes, frogot

Marker:

🌈attention seeker: AUASFIDIDKSFI

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🌈attention seeker: AUASFIDIDKSFI

Marker:  AUASFIDIDKSFI INDEED

❤️stapy's girlboss❤: I misread that so badly

last cishet left: I just made a typo.

🙂: Have you ever made a typo, and now your friends are all laughing about it? THEN BUY AUTOCORRECT!

Marker: hold on i forgot to change someones name

❤️stapy's girlboss❤: Yours or Bell's

(Marker has changed Bell's name to "ding dong bitch")

❤️stapy's girlboss❤: Oh my-

Marker: its like ding dong ditch but with bitch :)

last cishet left: Why?

Marker: because why not :)

💙foldy's malewife💙: i have an idea to make it even better!

Marker: what is it

💙foldy's malewife💙: we add the 🔔 emoji, and make it all caps

Marker: omg i love it

(Marker has changed Bell's name to "🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔")

Marker: there we go :)

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